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drink more water

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#NewProfilePic

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patrick mahomes has the same voice as yoda

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i also spelled heels wrong so this is how i’m feeling rn

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my only complaint about my apartment 3 months in is whoever lives above me is either morbidly obese or fully cranks around their house on nothing but their heals

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due to halloween circumstances, i will be passing away

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@BoyoKaiwi

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halloween party saturday, no costume, any ideas?

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my starbucks total was $17.38 and i don’t think the lady understood me saying “yeaaaah baby”

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@BoyoKaiwi 3 beer boyooooo

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first beer in almost a month got me feeling like i should disclose it to my twitter followers

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@BoyoKaiwi you can’t even catchup at 15 beers buster

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@retrobigtits Worst case costco

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@retrobigtits Walmart parking lots hit different

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fuck the queen

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accidentally bought lactose free cheese today, feeling like a bad bitch honestly

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it’s corn

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@britneyspears @BoyoKaiwi

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@cryjamie You forgot incest

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the fact that 🥲 is my most used emoji currently is honestly fucking depressing man

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i second guessed this tweet

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honestly winter is cool & all but i’m so ready for warmer weather