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🇬🇺 chamorro from guam | 👨🏽‍💻 product @spotify | 🎾 mostly tennis tweets

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

If I ask you your age and you say “guess” just know that I immediately hate you

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Lonely with a capital H, if you know what I mean, I’ve been sitting on the washing machine.

@KaceyMusgraves YOUR PEN IS UNMATCHED

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Maura may have lost, but the immortalization of her gorgeous face, that stunning finale outfit, and the shot of her in utter disbelief as tears that never broke the waterline welled up on her massive doe eyes is a win for everyone. Pure cinema, gorgeous gorgeous girl.

[Tyson Apostol @TysonApostol]

Maura: I tink I’m tinking about tinking

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Just watched a woman guzzle half a pint of milk on the subway in under 2 mins. I fear she is mother.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

I’m howling

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

lady gaga and bad bunny at the super bowl

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

I apologize for the person I will become when this movie is released

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The official trailer for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ has been released.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

All I want to do is drink a high noon and watch Kimora: Back in the Fab Lane, but it’s only on cable?? I can’t even buy a season pass on iTunes?? @OfficialKimora HELP 😭

[Spotify @Spotify]

we kinda went off this year ngl 😌

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Italian tennis is so fucking legit 👏🏽

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Last five tennis world champions:

2023 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2024 Billie Jean King Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2024 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2025 Billie Jean King Cup - Italy 🇮🇹
2025 Davis Cup - Italy 🇮🇹

Dynasty.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Let’s go Italy! The tennis players coming out of this country are remarkable. Flavio getting it done under insane pressure. LFG!! 🇮🇹

[jacob @jacobvincint]

You watch a match with these 2 and it becomes immediately clear why they are so far ahead of everyone else. The level is outrageous! Pace, precision, touch, variety 😭 TENNIS!!!

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Ugh gutted 😭 but Musetti was remarkable. Dug deep and it paid off.

[jacob @jacobvincint]

ALEX I AM BEGGING YOU TO LOCK IN 😭

[jacob @jacobvincint]

What a fucking point!! 😭 👏🏽

[jacob @jacobvincint]

Lorenzo and Alex wearing the exact same kit lol

[jacob @jacobvincint]

When Sascha is on, he is really on. 81% first serves in and only 10 unforced errors— crazy!

[ATP Tour @atptour]

The one and only @DjokerNole 🙌

#HellenicChampionship