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[The Draftnik @draftniks]

Jared Kelley is going to make a lot of teams sorry for passing him up

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

I’m officially dedicating my life to suicide prevention and mental illness!!! Y’all not alone Waka Flocka Flame is with y’all now!!!!

[Jared @Jared_Phillips_]

Marty Byrde said fuck lockdown we have money to launder

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

I fucking hate this new normal - fuck masks, fuck quarantine, & fuck social distancing- I want someone to bump into me at a concert, spill their beer on me, smile and apologize profusely!

Then I can be like “No biggie!”

Who the fuck says NO BIGGIE?

Okay, now I’m smiling!

[Nat 💗 @natdahbrat]

Put your shoes on bitches, we going to ross!

[CRUCIAL @youaintmi]

social media has ruined everything... standards... mind sets.. goals.. society.

[Patriot J @PatriotJ]

Apparently "news" these days is just some gay nigga whining on TV

[Majestic @MajesticDrama]

“i miss shittin on people”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If you liked @bertkreischer and @tomsegura special on Netflix JUST FUCKING WAIT til MINE comes out!!!!! You’re gonna be like WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA April 14!

[Lane Isom @laneisom_]

“Aight I’m on my way be there in 30” means I’ll see you in 2 hours

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine texting this and then the other person texts back “okay” like that and then you just go right to “Okay so yeah so lemme eat your box”

[☥ @smuckersbytyler]

The College Dropout sold 441k first week
Late Registration sold 860k first week
Graduation sold 957k first week
Kanye won 12 Grammys before this witch was even relevant, this is the most terrible headline I’ve ever seen.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[rachael @rachaelllll5]

Bc I refuse to give my hard earned money to people who choose to be lazy and vote for socialism

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY!