Jacob Wyke

Software Developer // Dev Ops // UI/UX // Bootstrapping // SaaS // Currently building @Kwoosh //

[Jacob Wyke @jacobwyke]

Don't choose DRY over the ability to easily understand and read your code...your future self will thank you. #IfItFeelsLikeMagicThenYouHaveGoneTooFar

[Google Cloud UK & Ireland @GoogleCloud_UKI]

.@kpmguk, in collaboration with Google Cloud, has broken the Guinness World Records™ title for the most views of a Cloud technology lesson video on YouTube in 24 hours. Read the full story here ➞ https://t.co/BL5CT9HMjp

[Jacob Wyke @jacobwyke]

Learn about the cloud, raise some money for charity and help us beat another world record by watching this video: https://t.co/39Ei2mNq5z

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

My Teams meetings always end SO awkwardly and it's not clear when to leave.

So I made live end credits.

(no post credits scene)

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Ten years from now you’ll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Oh man, what a weird year that was,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.

[Leo @leonagano]

Dan Price announced a minimum salary of $70,000 to all of his 120 employees back in 2015.

What has happened?

• 50+ babies have been born to company employees
• Employees have lost 50 pounds, defeated cancer
• 70% paid their debts
• 10% bought homes in Seattle

👇👇👇

[The Hill @thehill]

SURPRISE! Dr. Anthony Fauci is serenaded as he leaves work on his 80th birthday.

[Miranda Summers Lowe @Msummerslowe]

Hello 2020 👋🏼

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The Great Pandemic Robbery. How so much of the £22,000,000,000 for Test and Trace went to friends of the government, while Boris Johnson’s ‘world beating’ system failed to protect the rest of us. The full story. SOUND ON

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Doctor friend of mine wrote this on FB. I don’t have anything to add, just read it.

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Sarah Solomon @sarahsolfails]

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, November 22, 1918

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Almost befriended a man on Facebook who was unhappy with his hotel stay but he suddenly talking to me :(

[naren.io @nareni0]

Client: We don't want to spend time on UX. Our product is easy to use, anyone should underst...

User:

https://t.co/0tnZ6NfbOk

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Gloucestershire’s cheese-rolling contest was cancelled this year, with a solitary cheese (possibly a Babybel) being rolled down at 5:30am instead.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Once again I have performed a task that took five minutes after putting it off for seven months. The lesson: 200 days of procrastination is the key to productivity.

[Stephen Rodrick @stephenrodrick]

This one needs to be framed.

[The Unipiper @TheUnipiper]

Current mood in downtown #pdx. *SOUND ON* "This Land was Made for You and Me" #portland