Mo Jacoby

UT Austin ‘30

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“What are your hobbies?” Is the most humbling question

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Just walked into the NZ equivalent of the IRS, explained my problem, spent 3 minutes waiting, and received everything I need… but god do I miss Costco and Sunday night football

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These kiwis have never seen a hesi pull-up 3 before and it shows #bagwork #gentrify

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@CharlieZNFL Aged awfully

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Got the worm today! (The worm was also hungover and lazy)

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@sylvia_jac96722 My chaser tonight is In the Party by Flo Milli

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The lion underestimated the impact that a 24 hour travel day would have on his body and his hygiene

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Someone’s bubbie just maneuvered their way to the front of the bar #gamerecognizesgame

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It’s a fricking nursery back here in 27A

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I can’t be the only one who gets a little excited answering a security question

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Is going to a thrift store with a cortado performative enough or should I bring the labubu with me?

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@sylvia_jac96722 Such a throwback. CBTM

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How I imagine “Speed enforced by aircraft” is actually enforced

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Definitely not the beetle but I think spider and ladybug are contenders

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Killed a huge cockroach but now I’m worried Big Insect is teaming up to get me

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Sort of makes you wonder who calls the shots over there

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There needs to be a word for nibbling on the side dishes too hard while the main meal is still cooking and then being full when it’s time to eat.

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@sylvia_jac96722 That’s my thing!

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Listening to Faye Webster as I hit legs. Hope this tweet reaches the target Galveston audience.

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Low socks at the gym today and feeling like a total pleb. Might have to ego lift to show I’m not a total newbie

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The Toyota Highlander to Subaru SUV is a pipeline that needs to be studied