Joel Cochran

“If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you”

[Joel Cochran @jacochran]

@Jennifer55gt People born when I was 12 are older than me?

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@jeremyct So boomer dad is supposed to count on his son who is still renting instead of selling property he bought with money he worked for to make it through retirement? (Incidentally OP is trying to get younger people to rage tweet against older people and it seems to be working

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@bennyjohnson Who trying to conquer us? What are you scared of?

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@JoJoFromJerz “Fireworks? I know a guy. Don’t worry about taking bids”

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@HayesHolly2 I love this

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@atensnut Well I guess there are fewer bigots in New York than I’m responding too right now.

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@granny_silver @SUBRATA30016572 His face should be carved in a mountain of my shit.

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@JamieBonkiewicz @TrumpPedophile2 With tears in their eyes.

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@adammocklerr @JoJoFromJerz Hit him so hard his sons go to jail with him. ( Nothings going to happen.

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@BudsOilers Sure, but isn’t the answer Toni Fritsch?
I guess Toni was never NFL MVP, but it was a strike shortened season.

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@WorkElizab A glass of water. Leave the $15 as a tip.

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@camibrown1984 Right

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@Ghostofcynthia Don’t believe everything they tell you

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@RepBrandonGill Your face is an assault on American citizenship.

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@Kristinartz Why don’t you ask one of the 47000 other people who posted this question?

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@Bossy_Leah @BryanBatts77 You really are what’s left in the treads of my sneakers after I step in dogshit and then wipe my shoes in the grass aren’t you?

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@detroitsux @Bossy_Leah The Gates of Heaven are going to open right up for this one.

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@Milajoy Sure if we could trust what comes out your mouth was true but we can’t.

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@Yam_Nivek I don’t care, do you?

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@camibrown1984 How else do you expect them to learn?