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[Janice o @jacoliva]

If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans. http://t.co/BMYDvsgTe3

[Janice o @jacoliva]

http://t.co/cGQpgVgOaQ At the Playboy Mansion I bet they serve fancy whore d'oeuvres before the main intercourse.

[Janice o @jacoliva]

http://t.co/IvAV26gt I'm not in a relation"ship," I'm in a relation"barge" that's towing emotional garbage all day long.

[Janice o @jacoliva]

http://t.co/dL51tCaY Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food.

[Janice o @jacoliva]

http://t.co/fgxQ6hZE I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it.