Jaco Nothnagel

Here today, gone tomorrow.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

I am simultaneously self-improving and being self destructive it’s called balance Linda look it up

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

I don’t like conflict, unless you guys like it then I love it

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

@PeterTerry3 All of the above

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

When I die and you all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions of very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly. #afrikaans #uct

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Being in a relationship is all about solving problems together.

Problems that don’t exist when you are single.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

I mean SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Dogs that failed their drug and bomb sniffing training because they were TOO friendly can be adopted from the Transportation Security Administration.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

I am so single, someone asked me who I am with and I said @FNBSA

[kykNET TV @kykNETtv]

Dit is uiteindelik hier! 🤗
3 splinternuwe enkelsnitte, 3 vars musiekvideo's.
Dis nou jou beurt, kyker, om te besluit wie het #WatDitVat?
Luister hier na die drie deelnemers se Afrikaanse treffers �Dit is uiteindelik hier! 🤗
3 splinternuwe enkelsnitte, 3 vars musiekvideo's.
Dis nou jou beurt, kyker, om te besluit wie het #WatDitVat?
Luister hier na die drie deelnemers se Afrikaanse treffers �Dit is uiteindelik hier! 🤗
3 splinternuwe enkelsnitte, 3 vars musiekvideo's.
Dis nou jou beurt, kyker, om te besluit wie het #WatDitVat?
Luister hier na die drie deelnemers se Afrikaanse treffers �Dit is uiteindelik hier! 🤗
3 splinternuwe enkelsnitte, 3 vars musiekvideo's.
Dis nou jou beurt, kyker, om te besluit wie het #WatDitVat?
Luister hier na die drie deelnemers se Afrikaanse treffers 🙌

[eNCA @eNCA]

[BREAKING NEWS] Desmond Tutu passes away. More details on #DStv403 and at https://t.co/srSwp4H5Hm. #eNCA

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

💔

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Preach.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Has anyone tried switching 2020 off and back on again?

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Pets are the new kids
Plants are the new pets
Rocks are the new plants.

I dont’t make the rules.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Find someone that looks at you the way I look at Mayonnaise.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

Bon Jovi has to be AT LEAST 3/4 of the way there by now.

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

They should have asked me!

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

“Please switch your phone to silent”

Me, a grown-up who has not had his phone on loud since the early 2000’s

*checks phone to be sure*

[Schalk Bezuidenhout @schalkiebez]

@SAFTAS1 @YouTube Does this mean I won?

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

The great thing about the lockdown is that everyone is making online content.

I’m not sarcastic you’re sarcastic.

#SAlockdown

[Jaco Nothnagel @jaconothnagel]

@Anne_Hirsch This is all I have for you. #thankmelater