John Constance

75 trips around the Sun and still trying to figure it out; proud retired congressional affairs director National Archives. my grandchildren are exceptional

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@SarahWorkx right on sister

[Judge Bob Orr @JudgeBobOrr]

I'm all in. I'll even come to SC to campaign for her.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@JudgeBobOrr If the Vikings were to come back today, they could call in for a pint at the Crown and Anchor though please note that Margaret E reported in October 2025 that she was served “the worst fish and chips I’ve ever had.” Man can not live by mushy peas alone.

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

🇺🇲 US Secretary of State Marco Rubio arrived in Delhi and asked, "Where is everyone?" At the airport, he was only greeted by the commander of his own plane, and not a single Indian government official came to meet him.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@TheRickWilson if weddings in the Trump family lasted a little bit longer, they’d be a bigger deal. You don’t get emotional when you pick up a rental car, right?

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@RadioFreeTom tan suit. heinous

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@andy_lion007 Has a great marriage. One great marriage. Fidelity. Honesty. Love.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@VolodyaTretyak @harvickgirl_4 Greek Yardsale

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@JudgeBobOrr My theory is that his love for McDonald’s and the hat made him think it was the Hamburglar.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@liz_churchill10 What did your parents DO to you?

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@KellyLMcCarty @davidpsdem Because…she’s a lunatic.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@JudgeBobOrr Bob, I could get behind BaptismGate in a Queens NY minute.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@Logically_JC @KT_trink best ad for decaf I’ve ever seen.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

The news flash is that you “actually think.”

[John Constance @jaconstance]

My friends in Hungary are giddy with joy today. Someday that will be us. There is life after tyranny.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@PatriotSassy Uncomfortable with the Gospel?

[John Constance @jaconstance]

oops. Picked the wrong God Pam.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@BillKristol @alikat747 Maybe he could follow up with posting an image of himself as Albert Einstein. Now THAT would be hilarious.

[John Constance @jaconstance]

@BillKristol Let’s not pull Bugs Bunny into this. He doesn’t deserve it.