jackie

live fast & never die

[jackie @jacoolinn]

expecting me to be mature when u know I was born premature is crazy

[jackie @jacoolinn]

nice to know me and the pope got something in common (from chicago)

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

when my beautiful friend becomes single i shall run the conclave for her next bf

[jackie @jacoolinn]

jokes on you I’m a J name too

[✰ ✰ ✰ @_yocelincch]

🐞🌺🌞💐

[jackie @jacoolinn]

looked up bar outfits on pinterest and the outfit is to be skinny

[jackie @jacoolinn]

my bf asked me to wash his clothes and I accidentally ripped his $100 hoodie #notmeant2beahousewife

[jackie @jacoolinn]

behind the DJ booth farting

[fawn @daehatesyou]

so am i still gettin my fafsa refund or

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

[jackie @jacoolinn]

god knew I needed more discipline in my life so he sent me a bf in the military

[jackie @jacoolinn]

can someone make gym shorts that don’t go up to ur ribcage

[jackie @jacoolinn]

everyone talking abt premed, predental, prelaw— what about premature? pregame?

[L❀ @444_lauv]

DTMF: Debí tomar más fourloko

[jackie @jacoolinn]

I feel like nobody rlly fucks w pepsi like that and it makes me sad for them ):

[jackie @jacoolinn]

3rd Christmas no EBT card what am I doing wrong

[jackie @jacoolinn]

going on facebook marketplace is my favorite thing to do after a night out

[jackie @jacoolinn]

if i get paid and my check isn’t $181715838 im quitting

[jackie @jacoolinn]

having ur bf read ur tweets to u feels like when the teacher would read ur notes in front of the class

[jackie @jacoolinn]

she may be prettier than me but has she been chronically online since she was 12

[jackie @jacoolinn]

if I don’t eat from now until christmas I can buy him the retros he wants