Jake D

[Jake @JakeWally]

*my parents screaming at eachother in the kitchen*

Me in the middle of the living room:

[miles (mpp) 🌹 @goldmanbear]

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THIS IS WHY YOU START GUNNAR HENDERSON

[Tyler Wells @TylerW13]

I’m glad he’s on my team

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Much was made about Team USA manager Mark DeRosa playing “backups.” But they are stars, too, and tonight he should play Will Smith, PCA and Gunnar Henderson who are the hotter hitters. Henderson is not only 5 for 10 in the WBC he’s 7 for 9 vs. D.R. starter Luis Severino.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

All in, my ass.

[👳🏾‍♂️ @RetiredDragger]

Yall tried to sell us a lemon?? @Raiders

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

They said Maxx Crosby blew Black N Mild smoke in Eric Decosta’s face

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Crosby X-rays the Ravens doctor was given after they realized they could sign Trey Hendrickson without giving up 2 first round picks

[Jake D @jacornjacob]

@ravens4dummies Disagree entirely w role players

[Tony Jefferson @Tljefferson23]

Cringe moment for me. I tried to wink and ended up closing both eyes- it’s a wrap

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥. @paigezxmbie]

About to have a Charmeleon and I haven’t even left Pallet Town yet just been putting straight belt to ass on those poor Pidgeys in this small patch of grass

[Jake D @jacornjacob]

Bernard Pierce 🫡

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the mediocre RB he watched when he was younger

[Adam Jones @SimplyAJ10]

Momma, ya boy made it!! 🙏🏾🔥
Blessed and honored to be featured in this year’s @MLBTheShow! Dream come true.

@Orioles @MLB 💪🏾🧡

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Top Sandwiches of the 2025 NFL Season 🔥

[Isaiah Likely @DaGorilla4]

@Lj_era8 🤣🤣🤣”Quote tweet is under further review”🤷🏽‍♂️

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

So technically we won? 10-7 1st offseason win ever🤣🤣

[Kyle Van Noy @KVN_03]

Have we ever seen the NFL come out months after a game has been played ( a couple weeks after the entire nfl season finished) and admitted they didn’t get 1 huge crucial call in the biggest NFL rivalry game. But they got 2 Crucial calls in same Game wrong!!! So the total was 3 horrible calls in 1 game…. Thats insane! 1. INT Rodgers , 2. Likely touchdown , and 3. Travis jones 15 yarder on field goal (they came out with this Tuesday after the game saying they got it wrong) Wow !!!! Accountability kinda sorta not really but something kinda… We need some sort of action now because this can not happen at the highest level. I understand 1 but 3????? Smh

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If you're at 26, you're only in season 1 of Friends and How i met your mother

You're not late, your life is just beginning

[Rick Arnold @onenastycamaro]

What in the actual menagerie is happening at Camden Yards?! Polar bear , cow, wolf, beaver and a Bassit Hound all showing up this season. Is this baseball or did we accidentally book the wrong kind of draft? Someone check on the hot dogs.

#Orioles
#CamdenYardZoo
#Birdland