Jacqueline Falcon

Sunglasses inside kind of girl

[Jacqueline Falcon @jacq_falcon]

People ask me why I'm so extra as if it's an insult. Like why are you so bare minimum?

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

this would kill a pilgrim

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

as a man why are u telling me that i need an oil change and not… changing my oil?

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

trump announcing he's running for president one week before we have to see all our uncles at thanksgiving is arguably the most twisted thing he's ever done

[Oxford Police Department @OxfordPolice]

Who took Chris to Omaha??

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

having a ginger ale on a plane is a euphoric experience i cannot explain why. i don’t ever buy ginger ale normally, it’s just a perfect plane drink.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Stop the damn #Oscars broadcast and drag a red table onto the stage because we need to TALK.

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

this is a medium/large at Free People

[Jacqueline Falcon @jacq_falcon]

@antiekrisitsme I’m having a visceral reaction.

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

if you choose a tabIe over a booth i’m going home

[Jacqueline Falcon @jacq_falcon]

Things we did, THAT.

[Nneomacita ⚡️ @VivaLaNneoma]

I’m so committed to enjoying my youth and wearing and doing what makes me feel good about myself. Ppl’s opinions only last seconds & they’re onto the next thing. You on the other hand will always remember how you felt about yourself in every stage of life, so do as you please!

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

There’s no logical explanation for why Colonel is pronounced or spelled that way.