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Root canals are not for the weak
#ouch

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Sometimes you just gotta stop, observe and reconnect.

Had a great date night with my husband! 🥰

Going to bed satisfied in every way

[maury @jacquesdad]

The funniest thing is when Becky gets kicked off a spades game in a app..

They said bitch you take too long bye!

I’m dead

[maury @jacquesdad]

It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to 😭

[maury @jacquesdad]

Talulah will take 20 min to poop and end up pooping in the same spot she usually does.
I don’t understand this dog lol

[maury @jacquesdad]

Sometimes you just gotta be thankful for what you got, and not focus on what you don’t have.

I’m celebrating another day of life. That’s all I need!

[maury @jacquesdad]

So my nurse today said “you know people usually get sedated for this” (spinal injections)

(Me) 😳 I didn’t know that was an option.
(Her) yeah but you handle it so well.

(Me) I threw up twice and took two Xanax 🙄

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˙slǝǝɟ plɹoʍ ʎɯ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ

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I hate when my puppy wakes me up in the middle of the night to pee.

Note to self: she didn’t have an accident —be thankful

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Puppy life:
Getting out of bed at 11:51pm on a Thursday to let the dog pee …
Does she even go…. 10 min later I’m still waiting 😑🙄

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If there was a contest for who can piss off their husband the most— I would win that every time
Every. Time. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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I just love my talulah 🥰😍❤️ 🐶

[maury @jacquesdad]

My Puppy is 87 days old and swear she already has a bf.
He is a 3 year old pittbull named simba.
She’s swooning

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Im all for self confidence…..
However, some people should NOT do karaoke.
That’s all 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Had a few friends over for lasagna night.
Must say it was delicious. (Not tooting my own horn but toot toot)
Too good for any pics to be taken.
Going to bed satisfied and full this Thursday evening 😊

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I pace my house so much my watch asks me if I am working out.
Yesterday I walked over 4 miles just going from my living room dining room kitchen and back again.
You think you know adhd until you live with it 🤦🏽‍♂️

[maury @jacquesdad]

Today I bit the dust on some ice.
Bloody knees and a sore hip.
#thisis40

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You know you’re a good tipper when the bartender takes you over everyone in a crowded bar.
Move out my way cheap bitches I got drinks to drink

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Never have I ever spent 7 straight hours cleaning my house.

Can’t say that anymore 🤦🏽‍♂️

All ready for our 2nd annual Halloween party tomorrow!

Let the games begin 😈

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Woah it’s October 1 already.
😭😭😭😭