Jacques D. Kahn

Not financial advice. Focused on compelling growth opportunities for high-alpha short-selling returns.

Crypto-multimillionaire selling-off all $URANUS coin.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

I run 2 investment funds | Value Investing Guru for the Masses | HF Ninja – Mastering Markets, Short Selling, & Emotional Bankruptcy | Author "Black Belt in Bad Decisions" | Stand-Up | Founder of Kahn Capital | 140+ IQ (Say @grok ) | and -101 points of EQ (explains the divorce) |

[Kahn Capital Bond Desk @SkinportT24389]

Facts. But people love to use YT for other stuff... And YT is a toxic crap #youtube #google that doesn't recommend users to switch habits in the platform.

Hey @grok explain to me in the comment section - your thesis on when, and how fast, you think Alphabet will add an AI, I can write to in app, and will directly modify my YT algorithm of recommendations... Based on my requests to block away trash and bad content...

If you think this change never will come, please explain the audience the "conspiracy" of why is against YouTube, and Google's interests, to empower users to do that in the platform.

Instead of eating shitposts all day #godel #conspiracy #grok #AI #ChatGPT #Alphabet #GOOGL

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@vulturetrades $SPY

[Wolfpack Research @WolfpackReports]

We are short $HIFS: we believe it is the $RILY of regional banks because it is over-leveraged, under-reserved, with a significant portion of its loan book underwater and/or in distress. $HIFS foreclosed two loans for $5.2m in January but did not disclose either of these loans as “non-performing” as of earnings ending 12/31/2025. We have found more than >$125m additional high risk, distressed loans in the D.C. area. We believe $HIFS lacks the liquidity, capital cushion, or earnings power to easily absorb the losses we believe are inevitable. We see potential downside of ~60% or more from capital erosion and multiple compression. Let’s take a tour.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@vulturetrades $20 strategy

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@vulturetrades $SPY

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

Update on $RILY - short thesis intact.

Is normal variance - end up working with some of the up performers of the year - if researching the most trashy depressed - with 5% chance of repricing.

To not say 0.05%... I short + got call options... I operate as a hedge F. Now printing

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

-9.27% intraday now. It seems is great idea to short $RILY companies that are going completely bankrupt, have corruption cases in courts and just made a profit.

Because they selling everything and not even that way can pay all the debt they accumulated.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@vulturetrades $SPY

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

Short the bad stuff. $RILY , $CAPR, etc. Long the good ones.

Ways of making money, which aren't ownership, may be shrinking more than what we wished for.

Thank you for pumping $OPEN Pumpliano. I wonder when that will be a nice payout too.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Nerds are building super athletes to take your job.

AI agents are coming for knowledge workers and humanoid robots are coming for blue collar work.

You may not like it, but that is where the world is headed.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

Nice call on $LULU giving signs of total burn.
I still watch it from distance- I short $NKE instead.

LULU may have a comeback. I want more size, less pain.

It has lot of space to reinvent. While $NKE finally go downhill so much, that it will not be anymore in the front shelves.

[Berna Barshay/HedgeFundGirl @Hedge_FundGirl]

$LULU Rakuten cash back has jumped from 2% to 10% in a period that is not usually promotional. I can layer a 5% cash back using my Chase card and my friend’s card is offering 10%. That’s 15-20% off the whole store for the shopping savvy. Haven’t seen this before.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@Hedge_FundGirl Nice call on $LULU giving signs of total burn.
I still watch it from distance, I short $NKE instead. $LULU may have a comeback. I want more size, less pain.
They have lot of space to reinvent. While $NKE finally go downhill so much, that it will not be anymore in the front shelve

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@ericjackson Merry Christmas by the way. And a happy new year. No hard feelings. Not that many. Peace.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@ericjackson Take Marcus Aurelius out of your mouth. A clown like you isn't worth it of even whispering his name.
You lie your ass off for a living and he wrote lots of meditations about guys like you.
If I follow this crap - is so I can sell short all your stupidity Jackson.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

They are done - $RILY. We should pre-arrange the funeral by Monday evening.

Good call 🫏⚡️

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

$RILY dealers just puked 1.18M hedge shares into the 4PM cross. Calls expire worthless, gamma gone, float tiny. Monday 9:30 open, potentially, sub-$4.

Hee-haw, hee-haw Hindenburg. I don't know who's more donkey, me, or the bag holders of this.

Do yourself a favor and sell now🫏

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@Nationofhorror thanks for the valuable input. Let's hope my tweets go more viral, so we can save the baggies from buying trash before it crashes $CAPR.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

$CAPR - now without doubts one of the best shorts of year, which markets offer.

Short squeeze dynamics can make so much money for short sellers who get in frauds - only after price get ridiculously high.

But, trading below cash now will be around $6 a share. Not $2, like before

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

None of this is financial advice.

It’s just my read of a company with a long track record of overselling its data, now hiding behind “54%”/“91%” instead of giving the absolute changes that actually matter.

I’ll let the full PUL/LVEF tables decide whether I’m dead wrong or early

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

-9.27% intraday now. It seems is great idea to short $RILY companies that are going completely bankrupt, have corruption cases in courts and just made a profit.

Because they selling everything and not even that way can pay all the debt they accumulated.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

Seems no need to wait that long. R.I.P. $RILY - the only thing I was wondering is if I should had shorted it higher.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

It's always bouncing up. Is fat, well-designed, $URANUS is in constant expansion. Soon they will be 1% of the entire crypto market.
It's the next generation of free, decentralized, cross-border payment system.

[Thomas Carre @ThomasCarr79497]

Another full retrace on $uranus
New low soon
Like always

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

@biotech_hunter Unless the drug is a fraud $CAPR.

Presentation is coming and they may avoid again to show the most important details of it confirming my thesis.

The timeline when they can't hide more the weak points the FDA will ask them to solve before failing them, is 2 to 6 months.

[Jacques D. Kahn @jacqueskahn]

Same - short that trash $RILY 🤡

After the near to expiry call options are gone. Algos start unloading, and selling the long positions they used to hedge - for dumping call options on this people.

And normies will dump too.

Another nice downfall BYND style. Well thought Burro.

[Michael Burro @Michael_Burro]

I'm short $RILY - A distressed company which clown traders use to pump- due to temporal earnings report which will fade next quarter.
Retail retards confuse this with a turnaround - same as with $BYND.
Upside could continue because of hedging and options, but the company is 🗑️📉