Jackass.

Student. Music enthusiast.
I like to think I'm funny.

[andy @andrewmpearce]

all i wanna do is
[gunshot noise x4]
[cash register noise x2]
get healthy, have a job i love, and be happy

[Sean Wilson @SimplySean_]

I want to take that Leyds pass out to dinner and then introduce it to my parents.

[Jackass. @JacquesWernich]

I think I have some blood in my alcohol-stream.

[Jake @dubiousrhetoric]

Question. How much fire is too much fire for your house to be on.

[Jackass. @JacquesWernich]

@carteblanchetv Ford Kugas? #CTFires

[TØP Updates @topupdating]

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[muzzeltof @muzzeltof]

If you want to build mass, you either need to use my protein shake at every meal or smoke weed to eat more.

It's my whey or the high way.

[bЯaddles @B_radizzle]

It must be so stressful to think that whatever you're doing needs to go on Instagram.

[Ben Karpinski @followthebounce]

We moan about lack of 'professionalism' is SA sport. Two guys make a 'professional' decision and their characters are questioned 🙃#Kolpak

[Jackass. @JacquesWernich]

That just happened.

[Jackass. @JacquesWernich]

OR A CAFE.

[Jackass. @JacquesWernich]

IT'S A FUCKING GYM, NOT A BEAUTY PAGEANT.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

So excited for the season finale of America.

[Ross Dillon @RossADillon]

Giggity.

[gorillaz @gorillaz]

Maybe in time, you'll want to be mine...

Now playing
@AppleMusic https://t.co/3MS1OYCSTr
@YouTube https://t.co/gtZg4E7P2f

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

RT for a chance to win an Xbox One S. NoPurchNec.Ends 9/24. #XboxSweepstakes Rules https://t.co/CkrDCxxy5J #FIFA17

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[giving tour of zoo]
Kid: how long is a giraffe's neck?
Me: long as fuck
Kid: how many feet though?
Me: he's got 4 feet & a long fucken neck