Mark Peters

Humorist, juggler, Jack Kirby evangelist, he/him, fuck fascism forever

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Take the time today to love Megatron. He deserves it.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I’m a liar and a coward, but at least I’m not a leopard.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

No AI was used in the making of this fart.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Be the reason someone sharts.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

We are living in a material world, and I am Megatron.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

My cardio is farting around.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I was deranged, but after therapy and medication, I’m reranged.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I crave vengeance but I’ll settle for froyo.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Et tu, Megatron?

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I’m a bad example but an excellent specimen.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

We’re suffering from too many influencers and not enough superpowered mice.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I apologize in advance for any problems or misunderstandings caused by my G.I. Joes, who are very immature.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Don’t bring malarkey to a truthiness fight.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Like the best Jack Kirby comics, I was created in the seventies.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Remember what America stands for: a bald eagle taking a dump on a cowboy.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

Hi! I tried telepathically violating your mind but couldn’t connect.

[Mark Peters @wordlust]

I wonder if I’ll ever have children or shingles.