It’s insane just how beneficial Clav has repeatedly been for us without even trying to be political. He keeps finding himself in these situations where people try to use him to promote their own agenda and it completely backfires because Clav is genuinely only interested in looksmaxing.
- Michael Knowles interviews him as some sort of establishment Republican Gen Z outreach and Clav pops off a mega viral clip calling JD Vance fat and disgusting and saying Gavin Newsom mogs him.
- Gets invited to the MiLady event in Dimes Square so he can promote it and get inducted into the Thiel Sphere only for Clav to instead utterly shit on it making them look like complete freaks and losers
- Gets invited on an Israel tour so Israel can repair their reputation with Gen Z in America only for Clav to tell them to their face on one of their major news networks that they are awful people who deserve their reputation. He also promotes Nick multiple times on X while literally in Israel, refuses to condemn him or the Clubocaust, and ends his trip early.
The guy is like a modern day Forrest Gump who keeps unknowingly stumbling into the middle of historic political events by chance only to come out unphased and on top because he’s genuinely an innocent and well meaning autist
>Red Dead Redemption
>Choose to be a good guy and max out honor by defending the weak, sparing lives, and helping strangers
>Hit maximum honor
>Game doesn't reward you with a bigger gun or a pile of cash
>Instead, you are rewarded with an encounter with a Catholic nun
>She hands you the Rosary of Saint Andrew as a gift for your righteous deeds
>It literally acts as a shield, decreasing the accuracy of enemy fire against you
>Teaches you that a man actively seeking redemption operates under divine protection
>The ultimate reward for a virtuous life isn't worldly loot, it's a blessed symbol of faith
Unfathomably based