Jacob Roeland

👽Eldritch Alien Monster with Unclear Intentions Towards Humanity
🧑 he/him

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

"Come one, come all to @jacroe! Come for the Javascript discourse, stay for the crab living in a human skull!"

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@fran3kly @in_dim_ribs @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ but again, that's only if they do the work to look it up themselves. i myself am currently looking for a job and after 100+ applications, I don't think i've provided a single biz phone number or name

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@fran3kly @in_dim_ribs @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ ah okay. in the US, employers will really only confirm objective facts like tenure dates, role responsibilities, and then whether you're eligible for reemployment there. now the latter might be some indicator but it won't be specific

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@in_dim_ribs @fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ what do you mean? i list the company name as part of my past experience. if they want to look up a business phone number, i can't stop that. but if they want a specific POC, my specific manager? well, "references are available upon request"

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ i have always been able to control the contact info given and so has everyone I've known that has used me as a reference

and if they're asking you why you left, you get to control the narrative

at least, according to my experience

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ what like my permanent record? what are you talking about

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@Selthar @cmigbear @GameChangerSam Impossible!

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

Won't somebody please get @Ibra_official a bolo tie to complete the outfit

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@VorosTwins Da Truthy!

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

.@ATT i'm sure it was a bad connection on my end and not an instruction to the AI to emphasize transfers over cancellations.

I'm sure it wasn't... 2/2

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

.@ATT your CSRs are so nice and personable (I had a lovely convo with one about charcoal vs propane grilling this 4th) that I can't understand why you would force me to fight w/ an AI agent b4 reaching them. especially since the AI misinterpreted my "cancel" with "transfer" 1/2

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@Elxnder @stottpie @wohwki ez money for you fr

like, if US wins, the stories should be how the other team(s) snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@united @skyesmithdotjpg "Thanks for reaching out, Skye"

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@TheWapplehouse @AkilahObviously That's pure speculation at best!

Just because a manifest had "W. Bone" listed with references to him being a Jack Russell Terrier does NOT mean it was him. Another victim of the liberal media run amok smh

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@JustinLardinois @PeterBP @LemonLymancom He absolutely did, but it was by Professor Bartlet so Josh tuned him out almost immediately

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@PanasonicDX4500 Alternative: Miss Piggy would say she would never, ever do so, refuting anyone claimingthat she has. And she would blatantly ignore all the ample video evidence proving otherwise

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@tiamattttt @godruler_ @WillSloanEsq I couldn't imagine watching it straight. It's hard enough to watch it with mst3k/rifftrax as it is

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@SpitefulBoi @egoraptor It's a real change of pace and I don't know how to feel about it. Like, where did this competent boy come from?

And then I remember he runs multiple companies and has survived several youtube ad dramas

To quote a certain someone, I guess he really has been here the whole time

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@19140121s what a weird running bit (complimentary)

[Jacob Roeland @jacroe]

@ArtButSports @irenekazakos Not the skunk pull!