[Today I watched a classic wuxia film—its hero wielded a blade, and the moving shadows of the passing guards, the sharp clash of swords, the solemn royal ministers, and the cracked ancient earthen jar left me completely hooked!],
Today I accidentally replied “Love you!” to my department group chat instead of the birthday thread—my professor responded “Back at you, see you at 9am seminar” and now half the group’s shipping our “secret relationship”.