Jacs, the Matriarch

jesus. college football. bad karaoke. craft beer. books. yute educator.

[Jacs, the Matriarch @jacstormy]

Yesterday was a fever dream come true.

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@NoahGarfinkel thank you for clearing that up.

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Been saying this.

https://t.co/PJctiCZSP5

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

"See his pen right here?" Trump says. "This pen is very inexpensive, but it writes well, I like it."
"I don't want to give too much publicity but they do treat me well, Sharpie."

[Jacs, the Matriarch @jacstormy]

@NoahGarfinkel thank you for clearing that up.

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Do we really like these jeans? We really are all in on these?

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@Mr_Husky1 Skix it for fix it

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@naeriface I mean, same. I feel like we are all walking around pretending.

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Do we really like these jeans? We really are all in on these?

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@kelso839 Thank you. 😅

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@KathleenWinche3 At no point in this story did I know what was going to happen next.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Struggling to wrap my head around this. Tim Tebow gave Congress a map with 338,000+ unique IP addresses in the United States that have traded/shared images of children being sexually abused in the past 6 months and NOBODY is talking about it.

[Jacs, the Matriarch @jacstormy]

@redsteeze This is one of your best tweets.

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@ground_miller @Adventure_Nero @redsteeze Ambiguously gay vampire race car drivers.

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@MattWallyMoore @redsteeze Amazing how many people didn’t get this.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

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@DudespostingWs We’ll beat Canada at this sport too.

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@TheCinesthetic

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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@ScottJenningsKY “So you’re saying…”

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is how you know it’s about to get apocalyptic

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@V_Lady2024 I did the same thing in my bathroom!