mr. bread, meat & cheese

odd looking duck

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in my Frank Sobotka era
(growing out my bald head, drinking my coffee out of a paper cup, gazing off into the distance)

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list of my 3 WNBA crushes in no particular order

Sonia Citron
Gabby Williams
BRIDGET CARLETON

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@babystreetrat sorry queen

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this is what i look like at 30. thanks

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

This is what a 29-year-old man looked like in 1996.

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@darrenrovell 1973 you stupid fuck

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SHOWING MY SISTER TAXI DRIVER FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY
PROUD BROTHER MOMENT

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15 years on twitter

christ

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soccer announcers be like “the keeper made himself big right there”
and im like oh word???

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this girl on hinge told me i “ooze misery and self hatred”

we are so back

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sometimes i hear Grimes Oblivion and im like yeah elon i get it dog

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@TheWildspeaker @fleshsimulator his brother too /:

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dear @espn I HATE THIS FUCKING CAMERA ANGLE

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@FIFABrit lead us where mate?😂

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@rosedommu cry

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Unbelievable

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Messi missing 2 penalties #whatdatmean

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@JasonLaCanfora reminder he scored zero goals for his club this calendar year

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this dude is such a tool

did fuck all in italy this year and acts like he was at constant war

[Caleb Noe @CalebNoeTV]

“Now I get time to rest, so it’ll be okay.”

Is that really how we’re looking at this?
Can’t believe this is real.

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if my name was Dennis i would be like “yeah let me throw on my Dennis shoes real quick”