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// 31 // Proud Father

[jack @jacxclark]

Happy 1st October. Tonight I’ll be attending a high school open evening for my high school-aged son who’s due to start high school

[jack @jacxclark]

Tweeting this to vent about it because it’s irritated me at work: opening a bag of crisps to find out that, at some point, something huge has fallen upon the packet and smashed the crisps up into tiny little pieces is sad, really fucking sad

[jack @jacxclark]

I can’t process what I’ve just seen. Thomas Tuchel you have blood on your hands. What a generational fucking waste

[jack @jacxclark]

Spain are just controlling every single facet of this game, nothing can get near them. I can’t believe we’ve got to do them 3-0 on Sunday

[jack @jacxclark]

I can’t believe this is real. I’m seeing it with my eyes but surely it can’t be real

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump confirms he asked FIFA to review the red card suspension of U.S. men's national team striker Folarin Balogun, calling the decision "very unfair."

"It wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction," Trump says. “It’s one thing to penalize somebody for the game, but how do you penalize them for a game that hasn't been played yet? It's very unfair. You can't do that. So, yes, I asked for a review by FIFA.”

[jack @jacxclark]

It’s half 8 in the fucking morning

[jack @jacxclark]

First 20 minutes of that second half was the best I’ve ever seen England play in my life. Please don’t start doing this to me Thomas

[jack @jacxclark]

Goalkeeper Jordan Pickford whenever he has to keep the goal

[jack @jacxclark]

I turn 31 today which just serves to remind me that prime number birthdays are the worst. Felt the same way when I was 23. Stupid disgusting dickhead birthdays. Roll on 32 ✌🏻✌🏻

[jack @jacxclark]

Listening to girl so confusing by charli xcx knowing full well I am the polar opposite of its target audience

[jack @jacxclark]

First tweet of the year. Happy new year

[jack @jacxclark]

Fucking hell this is gonna be SHIT and I’ll be there opening night

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘THE SIMPSONS MOVIE’ sequel

In theaters on July 23, 2027.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Fantastic what

[jack @jacxclark]

The Jota news has been eating at me all day. Just so incredibly sad. Cherish your loved ones while you can ❤️

[jack @jacxclark]

New lady at work’s tea order: “not very strong, no sugar and the tiniest bit of skimmed milk”. Wonder if I gave her a cup of hot water if she’d even notice

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Can everyone not share this pls
Kind regards

[jack @jacxclark]

Wasn’t that bothered about turning 30 but it’s just dawning on me that it’s only 16 days until I can never say “I’m in my 20s” ever again. Two weeks until I’m a decrepit geriatric old fuck

[jack @jacxclark]

I never cry at films or tv or just about anything really so tell me why Bridget jones mad about the boy has just done a number on me

[jack @jacxclark]

It gets worse the longer you look at it

[jack @jacxclark]

Jesus fucking christ

[England @England]

It’s time to reveal Thomas Tuchel’s first #ThreeLions squad! 👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿