Jacqui🌞

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

She’s gorgeous!!!😍

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan says her dream role is Rapunzel:

“That would be amazing! And why can’t Rapunzel be a South Asian girl? We know what it means to be like, you know, trapped in our rooms with our coconut oiled long a— hair.”

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@ccmmonney Try the poppi brand strawberry lemon!

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@ccmmonney I want to watch it!

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

If there’s one thing I’m gonna be , it’s late .. to everything 😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

This week has felt eternal!😫

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

A modern Romeo and Juliet? 😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

Review on the ketchup
Me: 2/10 definitely don’t recommend
Ceasar: 7.9/10 ate multiple

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

😭

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

Review on the mustard
Me: ABSOLUTELY NOT🤢
Ceasar: 8/10 licked his fingers and all

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@amanda_jauregui I’m dead!!😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@casser0ole 😂😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

🖤✨

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@casser0ole 😂😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

25💖✨

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

@_gagagaby_ Facts😂😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

Today one of my kids tried to insult me by saying I was 70 years old.
The entire class (honors) then proceeded with the classic “oohhhhh” as if this kid really did something.

I literally stared at him, just confused. Like how is this offensive to me?😂

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

#TeachingFreshmenBeLike

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

My dad and Ceasar are the biggest hoarders I know! Any little thing will be “too good” to throw out. We don’t need 100 coasters or 30 different plastic cups! My mom doesn’t need a bird house or a mini disco ball in the front yard!

[Jacqui🌞 @jacxqueline_]

*student asking for a pass*

Me: you’re gonna miss my intro on
Romeo and Juliet

Student: that’s okay I already know it’s about the people who ate the apple
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