jacy

chilis enthusiast | i hereby expressly incorporate by reference all other attorney disclaimers on twitter 🌚

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One thing I love about traveling is how it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only life you could live

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[Drew @Drewtamu]

If Corgi calls it hang his collar in the Frost Bank center rafters next to Timmy

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

prayer circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
OKC
🕯 BLOWOUT 🕯
LOSS
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[bum @BattleRapBum]

chet look like a bisexual rooster

[alexia⁷ @SeeWhatLexiSeas]

castle with sga rn

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

WEMBY FROM HALF COURT

THIS MAN IS NOT REAL

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

We are gonna have nostalgia about this one day

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

Me for the next 12 hours

[Hyper 🌪️ @HyperISU]

“The first cold ass white boy has struck March Madness”

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

The best kicker in the stadium today

[nayumi @iluvmssy]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Mr. Weirdster @WeirdsterOnline]

Bro, keep that shit unbeknownst to me,

[greg @greg16676935420]

There’s a very lucky lady out there somewhere who will get to wear this for the rest of her life

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽