Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪

Professional 6'2er
center leftie libtard accounting major
Goo Goo Dolls/John Mayer Appreciator
experienced wine mom pussy slayer

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Exclusive video of the lone black juror on his way to court to continue to vote guilty:

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@smooth_normie @LinkofSunshine The majority of the country is liberal,trump destroyed any semblance of respect of decorum in politics so there is no obligation to be respectful back

also presenting yourself as a normie is cringe, normies are retards who have no thoughts, even normies don't want to be normies

[f⌖ @ohfold]

this nigga can save you from anything bro

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@WhiteyPowers83 did I fuck your mom or something?

[Badnis @coolmike00]

Brian steel… Greatest lawyer of all time🥶🔥

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@Badgerwaffen101 @DoomKinetix yes you dumb bitch you started it

[ToBeFrank (Commissions Open!) @FrankieDFkun]

Samus was cutting close there (slighty nsfw)

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Brian Steel went 2-for-2 after representing both Lil Durk and Young Thug.

[Ishtogoated🇸🇳💖 @ishtheone1]

How’s it possible for someone to have this much hate in their hearts dawg

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@spaceghostpube @Howlingmutant0 being ragebaited like this is crazy

also cmon bro

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@VKlker @StatisticUrban how is any person supposed to look at this and not think "mental illness"

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

A cold but beautiful night in Canada.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Who is most likely to take the bait? It’s a question I get asked a lot, so here goes:

Self-importance - this is EASILY the trait that has the strongest correlation to taking the bait. People who take themselves seriously simply cannot resist the urge to tell someone else they are wrong

Age - The Boomers and Gen Z are the easiest to troll for very different reasons. Millennials and Gen X are the hardest.

Stans - if someone stans for a celebrity or a politician, they will take even the lowest quality bait. Tyler Swift and BTS have the most deranged stans you’ll find.

Politics - I haven’t really noticed a left or right correlation. Sometimes it seems like liberals take the bait more and sometimes it seems like conservatives do, but it all balances out. But the more someone truly cares about politics, and especially social issues, the easier they are to troll whether they are left or right. So if someone makes 50% of their tweets about politics, they’ll be many times more likely to take the bait than someone who never does. The stronger they believe they are on the correct side, the easier they are to bait. People who believe the worst about the “other side” are easy to troll. Often the same post will have people calling me both a “Trumptard” and a “libtard.” People who are focused on economic issues are harder to troll. People who care primarily about social issues are easier to troll.

Doomsayers - this is where left and right are equally easy to troll. If someone believes that America is about to devolve into a fascist or communist hellscape based on the outcome of the next election, you should be able to troll the bejesus out of them. Optimists are harder to troll.

Religion - The more militant they are, the easier they are to troll. And that includes atheists.

Geography - The more someone hates America, the easier they are to troll.

Sports fans - Sports fans are actually a lot harder to troll repeatedly than the politics crowd. They might take the bait once but are less likely to do so repeatedly unless they also hold strong political views, then you can mix the two and they’ll take the bait. That’s where Barry was truly unmatched.

Education - The easiest people to troll are (1) Those academia and those with advanced degrees, particularly those who list their degrees in their Twitter bio; and (2) Homeschoolers/those who were home schooled or who went to a primarily religious school. Your average HS or college graduate is harder to troll because they’ve spent more of their lives around normal people and don’t take themselves as seriously.

Eating Meat - Vegans are obscenely easy to troll.

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@bomcboface @RickfromNC @SocratesSword also hell yeah i have a Toji pfp, he is awesome and 6'2 just like me😤

you have an AI pfp and not even a good one like facebook boomer tier pfp

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@bomcboface @RickfromNC @SocratesSword coping from the truth i see...so masculine

[Toji's Ramen Noodle Burner 🔪🔪 @jade09341]

@bomcboface @RickfromNC @SocratesSword there is no person besides angry basement dwelling losers like you who believe in repealing women's rights to vote. call people boomers all you want thats not making you less bitter.

also tweeting like this at your age is embarrassing

[Bri @lavender_egg]

I always wonder how Sam and Dean Winchester would handle meeting Alucard?

[Wojtek Kopczuk 🇵🇱🇺🇦 and 🇺🇲 @wwwojtekk]

Shouldn't we also be worried then about progressive taxes with marginal tax rates dynamically changing with income? It's a way for the giant government to squeeze you more.

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

"I’M GORR, THE GOD BUTCHER!!"

#MarvelRivalsㅤ