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[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

people who give up summer too early gross me out. lack of vision and weak of constitution. summer can extend into october if you are confident and strong-willed (a leo)

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Cute puppy booed at Diarrhea Forever event

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[kk 🫐 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[jadeded @jade__amari]

So excited to watch love island with my boyfriend 🤭❤️🌅

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[boss @boss_on_here]

Gutmogged

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[sunny @sunny66878]

Gizelle with Angelina Jolie????? #RHOP

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

onların zamanı geldi

[Isaac Feldberg @isaacfeldberg]

Conan calling it “the story of a race car driver who finally wins after deciding to go faster” should have been the end of the road for F1 at the Oscars.

[blanc @dqveed]

When you find a mistake at work but it's also
Friday: 🤫😅

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[clara / casey ☘︎ @capy_clara]

when your tummy hurts but you cant leave the function

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

headphones connected to the iphone iphone connected to the internet connected to the Google connected to the government

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this feels like a threat