#TechBae💕

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[#TechBae💕 @jade_asante_]

Are you gonna be?🖤

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[Habo Dafyn Brooke @HaboDafyn]

If they didn't leave you with their tiny relative all will be well

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[BZ🤍 @_beautyzee]

It’s one thing to be a bad bitch but a bad bitch with substance? Education? Depth? & a plethora of other things. Irreplaceable!💋

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Dating is optional. My bill are paid. My house is calm. My bed is big. You’re not competing with another man, you’re competing with how comfortable I am alone.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

You can't breadcrumb a woman who feeds herself. I have hobbies. I have my career. I have options. If you disappear, I don't spiral. I reorganize.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[Lex P🪬 @LexP__]

Romantic men will always be top tier

[Niecy O'Keeffe @NiecyOKeeffe]

Is anybody? Anybody at all going to FUCKING INTERVENE HERE?!?!!?!

[goma @soigomaa]

i'm a type C girl...

- i can deep clean the whole house. or ignore a laundry pile for days.
- i can give a motivational pep talk, or need one myself.
- i can be 20 mins early or walk in 20 mins late.
- i can go to bed at 8pm, or scroll reels until the sun comes up.

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

[#TechBae💕 @jade_asante_]

December has shown me glimpses of how 2026 will be and I’m excited to be surrounded by love and peace moving forward, I’ve had to show so much strength in the past few years it’s going to feel good to finally rest and just BE

[#TechBae💕 @jade_asante_]

And it’s still fuck ya b**** and the clique you claim westside when we ride

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Y'all, my coworker accidentally took the house keys with her on a girls' night, and her husband was at work... When she realized she was so upset, after one hour he called her. He didn't yell, didn't shout...just asked her if she arrived safely and, finally, told her: "Honey, there's a problem... You took the keys with you, so now I'm at a friend's house but that's okay don't worry. Hit me up when you're free, I'll pick you up, Enjoy your night ily.".... This is why ladies you should always choose a man who's calm & gentle 🥹

[skye @oycantik]

as a hyper independent girly (to a fault), i don't like asking for shit it makes me uncomfortable. that's why i like men who just DO. don't ask, just figure out what i need/want and DO IT.

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.

[#TechBae💕 @jade_asante_]

Now why they make Hillary a widow 😒 #belair

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

I’m good on the 2 racks, cut them folks food stamps back on

[Mauroy🇧🇷 @mauroytweets]

nvm … i got it!