Jade JoAnn

Wife•Mom•Blessed❤️

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

@lexxdarlinn This is how it was when I was looking for Haven! After 3 HORRIBLE tours, I called dean bawling because there was no way in hell. But then I found one and it was a GOD send!

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Day One. Let’s get to work.
#GBR

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Ugh. I’m obsessed.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Idk who told my Pinterest that’s it’s Christmas time but oh my God. If my new house is done by Christmas, its gonna be harsh on the ol bank account.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Dean & I argued the other day because we had agreed I would limit my buying until after we move. (Less shit i buy, less shit We move).

He pissed me off this morning.
So is it appropriate to buy a giant bounce house?

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Owning an acreage is all fun and games. Until you have to maintain it. It’s a lot of work 🤣😅😅😅

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Someone needs to lock me out of Amazon. For the love of all things great, I am not trying to be divorced and my husband is gonna have a cow when all this shit shows up on our door step 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

My toxic trait is whenever I’m bored during the day, I shop online. 🙃

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

The stress of picking bedding for Havens big girl bed is really getting to me. 🥴🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Y’all. I thought designing our dream house was stressful… but DECORATING is going to be the death of me.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

RIP to our bank account.
Havens 2nd birthday present ✔️
Customized baby stuff with little mama name ✔️

Thank God Dean never checks the statements 🤣🤣🤣

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Wow. 5 month pregnant Jade really needs to stop watching emotional reels. For real.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

I forgot how beautiful and exciting it is to feel your baby start kicking in your stomach 🥺🥺🥺 I just want to meet him already.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

@tannerjdenn Quality over quantity, baby ♥️♥️♥️

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Well. I’m in FB jail so Whuddup Twitter.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

For year 2022, can we take away removable bra pads? Please.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

I am seriously in such a bad funk. It’s unreal.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Life is so unpredictable and it’s full of uncomfortable situations and I truly think that’s where self growth comes from. Dealing with situations that aren’t ideal and coming out on top.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Present Jade is pissed that Past Jade didn’t put a bottle of wine in the fridge but whatevvs.

[Jade JoAnn @jade_joann]

Being the mom of a BEAUTIFUL little girl, I am TERRIFIED for her to grow up.
1. Pedophiles
2. Social Media predators
3. Human traffickers

This world is soo soo scary.