Jade Poynter

27th of July is the day the devils flame hit the earth and created me #strightupcatlady

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Ffs only 2 days into week and am getting my days mixed up. Though monday was tuesday. Tuesday was wednesday. What next...... Wednesday is thursday 🤔😐

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter Hahahabahhaha thanks and yes i was gutted

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Whats up with Ben and Jerrys ice cream these days it takes a hammer and a chisle just to be able to break it up #benandjerrys #icecream #hammer #chisle

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

I like it when i get called an arrogant bitch when try to help someone out. So uncalled for #noneed

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

You try to be nice, you try to be kind. But someone has to take it wrong way and fuck you over #igiveup

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

You think going back to talking like everythings ok, news flash its not. Its done #done #notok #nolastchances #needtorant

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

When you fuck up, you fuck up. But expect consequences to your actions. #life

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

I love it when you scratch a cat under there chin and they just collapse in ecstasy.. Soo cute #cats #cute #catlady

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

When at work the delivery comes in at 11.15pm and you finish work at 12.30am but you still get a full 44 cages done at 12.00 #weareawesome

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter Hahaha #replyingtoyourreplythatyoureplyedbacktomethatwasareplyfromthefirsttweet #boom #goodlookwiththathunter

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Fucking #virginmedia saying that new sim card would be hear to find out its tomorrow instead and i paid for next day delivery and everything

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter Good #repliedback

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Its all about the book dealing, not the drug dealing #haha #book #dealing @HollyLHunter

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter you busy tomorrow #answerback

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter Watched it earlier hahaha I loove the bit with hulk

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

@HollyLHunter this reply is a little late but sooooooooon haha

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Where is the fucking bus @HollyLHunter

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Been to watch #SausageParty and It fucking made me hungry for a hot dog #givemefood

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Found the perfect cure for a hard day of work, go home and listen to angry music... #hard #day #work #music #angry

[Jade Poynter @jade_lp1]

Spam frittata with chips and gravey at work is the best thing ever... I wish I could have licked the plate #spam #chips #gravey #atwork