Jade

MI ✈️ NC

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

@shadowmariee Tell me how girl lol

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

Me

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

@D_Brewer_ Congratulations! The best blessing 👶🏼

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

Dropped my boneless wing on the floor of my boyfriends car and then actually cried over it

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls are on heart medication

[KORE @thats_so_mia]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I don’t force my kids to sit down and finish all of their food if they are done they are done. The can’t sit there and eat hella snacks instead of food though. I save their plate if they get hungry again within a few hours.

[hi can u pls help me find hibiscus la croix? @blanseypants]

It’s hard to relate with Euphoria because at my high school we had Drive Your Tractor to School Day

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

@McDonalds when are the bagels coming back

[literally just a ghoulmom @TheGhoulestMom]

The motherly urge to pick up your sleeping babies to cuddle but also the motherly urge to let those bitches sleep.

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i just saw this thing that said “parenting is buying 4 bananas and watching them all get eaten in one day, then buying 8 bananas and then watching them rot on the counter” and i feel so seen it hurts 🥲

[MAMA SHOCKS @mikaylashocks]

i would rather pass out from dehydration than share a straw with my kids that they’re drinking from while eating

[shadow 🧚🏽‍♀️ @shadowmariee]

THIS ONE. THIS. ONE.

[J | A @cupofjava_]

My man is my best friend. Never thought I’d experience a love like this. He is very patient and gentle with me. ❤️

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

@DarlinJess512 Our cat Trisha likes to pee in one and poop in another 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Malachi Barrett @PolarBarrett]

Hell is I-94 between Jackson and Ann Arbor.

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

my mom when I go 1 over the speed limit https://t.co/YzF09xhRzT

[SincerelyGracie @GraceElizabethR]

It’s sad that we live in a world where my heart absolutely sinks any time a man gets too close to my daughter and I when we are out alone.

[Jade @jade_thatcher]

I just feel like 22 3 year olds in a classroom with two teachers is not a good idea

[SONO 📸 @SonoVisuals]

Me: no baby it’s ok I guess I’ll eat this

Her: HE SAID NO TOMATOES ON HIS ORDER