Jade Villeneuve

[Jade Villeneuve @jade_ville]

Lesson 1: Don't do crime because prison is unpleasant

[☠️jk☠️ @_jkuhn]

#OTTAWA! This is Kyanggo. Today around 5pm he was out for a walk in Patterson Creek Park in the #Glebe when a white man mid 40s with a black and white medium sized dog on a leash approached him and his owner. The man proceeded to walk towards Kyanggo STABBED HIM. #ottnews

[Jade Villeneuve @jade_ville]

Hello @RuPaul I would just like to say that your show is rigged. SHE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE WORDS

[Jade Villeneuve @jade_ville]

@DanikaVille STOP IM GONNA CRY AGAIN

[Quad Finn @Quad_Finn]

Good News: Canadian Government moves to Ban Capture of Cetaceans to Keep in Captivity https://t.co/VkSQ15oqRw

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.

[brooke @dobobriens]

you gotta be a real asshole for dylan o’brien to redownload the twitter app, email customer support to reset his password bc he forgot it, and type out a tweet about you

[its me day 12/21 @haking]

Put this nigga back in the ocean. https://t.co/ief2dhvHv6

[Brit @itsbrittyz]

I just had an allergic reaction to the content of this tweet https://t.co/RA65pdOGWr

[Jade Villeneuve @jade_ville]

I'm pretty sure @dog_feelings is my favourite twitter account to ever exist

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

who looks at an elephant and is like.......yeah ima shoot that. like???????? I don’t fucking understand

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

This administration is really out here trying to destroy the world...like wtf? https://t.co/OWgfqK0lVD

[tylerbu//y @tylerfbradley]

reminder to wash your produce https://t.co/BO4M5FxQEZ

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

S.O.S. by the Jonas Brothers RT if u agree

[Jade Villeneuve @jade_ville]

Hey you know me, just a swell guy

[J @JVCKJ]

Shut the fuck up, this is literally a picture of two women crossing the street... you're an awful human being lol https://t.co/dtxc369RPq

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human’s fren. came over. for dinner. this is the final test. if they. slip a snackum. under the table. they are welcome here. for eternity

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

a bunch of monsters. have entered the household. i can’t even recognize. my own human. everyone. is rather frenly though. a skeleton. scritched my ear

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i think. that was the last. of the little monsters. what a night. i received. many noggin pats. and spider-man. gave me. a hug