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[jade @jadealexy]

These pictures didn’t get enough credit😍😭❤️

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12 year olds today vs 12 year old Skylar

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@tiapayton2 How do I apply

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Why did my neighbor think 7am was the best time to start TEARING OUT HIS FREAKING DRIVEWAY SO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD COULD HEAR

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@Bookless14 This😂😂

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Had to break it to the fam that my bank account would be low next week bc @Suziebfitness will have new bands in stock... hahah oops

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Welp I was all excited bc like yeah I was workin for the rest of my life but it was what I love... covid said uhhh let’s pause that for a few months

[jade @jadealexy]

I’m so tired of taking care of literally everyone but myself.

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If I tell you I’ll be up at a certain time, I’ll prob be in bed all day. But I get to sleep in?? I’ll be up at 6.

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@SkylarHasseman was making fun of me then laughed so hard she choked and puked.. if you don’t think that’s karma I don’t know what is

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@SkylarHasseman I asked u yesterday

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How ab Finny had the audacity to leave my bed and go to Skylar’s room.... so I started playing baby come back and he came around the corner but turns out he knew I wouldn’t take him outside and she would.. I’m done😂😂

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I thought for sure I could do this to Johnny and he kept looking in the mirror going “Jade wtf I’m not Amish”... I think he questioned my eyesight a few times

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I want breakfast for every meal. Pankcakes, cinnamon rolls, French toast AND bacon. All for lunch today.

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@SkylarHasseman Do u enjoy publicly humiliating me by posting these on every social media

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Gonna be honest here, feeling pretty happy I asked for a fire stick for Christmas this year. Feeling even more happy that it’s jail broken and I watch whatever whenever

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I feel like I keep waiting to wake up from this weird dream/ nightmare 😂

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Does this week count as day 1 of quarantine or was it whenever your jobs sent you home?

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Skylar won’t wake up and I want bob Evans... I earned bob Evans so I need her to wake up lmao @SkylarHasseman

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@tiapayton2 Im so excited to start doing them to ppl

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Y’all having a chemical peel that actually causes your skin to peel was one of the weirdest and coolest experience. Wednesday will be one week and my skin is already better