Jade Appleton

Part-time social animal, part-time recluse. Mother of 4. Keeper of chickens and goats and dogs. Teacher.

[Jade Appleton @jadeappleton]

“So am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?” @lilyallen is obviously six-seven, six-seven, six-seven. Joy for the whole family x

[ABC News @abcnews]

Defence Minister Kevin Andrews gets confused over who his leadership team is. https://t.co/kLMa8em6Tn

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The Art of Ripping Heads http://t.co/k6gLZgv10k

[The NT News @TheNTNews]

EXCLUSIVE: FORGET PACKER v GYNGELL, WE HAVE PICS OF @AlboMP TOUCHING UP A CROC
#watermark

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Lost Babies http://t.co/AD3Vo5grSu

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"Maybe we could use those boxes to make a sculpture like Trevor [the Rubbish Warrior]", said 4yo #DarwinNT

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It is in the kitchen where all my inadequacies come to the fore. #oh&s

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@mirandatetlow did you see THAT rainbow? Clearest bands of colour I've ever witnessed x

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I can't decide if I would prefer my children to be hipsters or bogans.

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@cotchinsoda no, a wooden market masterpiece!

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Jesus Christ son, keep your toys in the box #notinmybed

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George Brandis as Minister for the Arts is enough for me. #marchinmarch

[The NT News @TheNTNews]

NT TOURISM MINISTER'S NEW SLOGAN 'WHERE THE BLOODY F****** HELL ARE YOU, YOU C****' NOT GOING AS WELL AS HE'D HOPED http://t.co/cfhJHae7uO

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Someone go get me a packet of chocolate ripple biscuits and a litre of milk to dunk them all in.

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Follow my chicken escapades @rawchickenNT

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1.5hr sleep & 7hrs no power in tropics: who am I to judge unravelling a toilet roll around the house is not a great idea

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An hour and fifteen minutes is enough sleep for one night, right?

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@cotchinsoda Isn't a miniature chicken farm enough? Can't even blame it on the roosters... Don't have at atm.

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Could @PowerWaterCorp at least organise an early sunrise please?

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Sons, we raise chickens. We are not diary farmers. Why the 4:30am starts... ?