Jade

Perfect Chaos

[Jade @JadeAub]

I was born very far from where I'm supposed to be. So I guess I'm on my way home.

[Jade @JadeAub]

@AMAZlNGNATURE That’s just Ted.. he comes and goes.

[Jade @JadeAub]

@aubreystrobel Ohhh I got this one… When was ‘about the same time y’all were all up in your feelings because football players called for resolution of police brutality towards black people…’

[Jade @JadeAub]

@dominos onions do not belong on Buffalo Chicken Pizza!!!!

[Jade @JadeAub]

When has Usurp ever been uttered by a single soul in the history of the world? #wordle #wtf

[Jade @JadeAub]

Adam Levine is trash… we get it… but let’s also not forget this 23 yo Instagram model acting like she’s mature now (3 mo later) is total trash too.. when in reality she was attention seeking then and she’s attention seeking now.. these girls will do anything for a come up

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Never forget that we moved heaven and earth to bring Osama bin Laden to justice. Not because he flew an airplane into the World Trade Center on 9/11, but because he incited his followers to do it for him.

[Mr. Gray @GaryLGray]

The Black Panther 2 trailer might be a perfect movie trailer. Like absolutely flawless.

[Jade @JadeAub]

@redandieee Lol now that you’ve announced, I bet everyone’s first though is ‘pregnancy craving’ even though that’s a normal thing to crave… omg, I have so many nosey questions I want to ask you……….

[Jade @JadeAub]

You know how trends come in and out and they’re all about women? Like we don’t hear about men’s trends.. funny the things that women influence and how these sneaky dogs are getting away with everything behind the scene like wearing jeans for any occasion.

[Maya @__Maya98]

I don’t think people realize that it is perfectly fine to be pro-life for your own body, but you can’t force that on someone else’s body. That is their decision.

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[Jade @JadeAub]

@NathanH14150489 @lee06094543 @krfrye68 @POTUS Do you wear condoms everytime you have sex? Are you on a birth control method that literally wreaks havoc on your body? Did you get a vasectomy? Are you substaining from sex? What are you doing about it?

Do not talk about responsibility when men literally have none!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Jade @JadeAub]

Am I allowed to be upset about Australian Disney+ having a the spider-verse?

[Jade @JadeAub]

To: the 24 year old girl in law school in San Diego whose 34 year old ex-boyfriend is in Puerto Escondido, MX right now.
Girl, he’s a tool. Good riddance, live yo life.
What a mess.

[Jade @JadeAub]

PSA:
Deep Water is a waste of time.

[Jade @JadeAub]

Jon Bernthal calling a girl in TV ‘sweetheart’ is just the amount of corny cute that I need!! #imobsessed

[Jade @JadeAub]

Sometimes watching people have sex on tv is hot, sometimes it looks horrible and a bit cringy... @benbarnes do better 🥴🥴

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

What scientists know about the world is mind-blowing. What the public thinks scientists don’t know about the world is alarming.

[Jade @JadeAub]

I stalked someone very important from my past, and all I can say is that�� I’m proud of him.