all my friends are getting firsts and honestly everyone is so clever and amazing and eeeeeeeeeekkkkkk๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ feel like a proud mummy
Barack and I are thrilled to congratulate The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on their newest arrival! We hope to meet him soon for a Kensington Palace pajama party. Iโll wear my robe!
after the yodel kid followed me i dmed him to try and get him to come out as whethans guest at coachella. and it happened. ur welcome everyone. i love u mason and i love the internet
Me trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you canโt. If youโd rather run me over with a car thatโs cool. Are you mad at me?
living life on ur own timing and based on ur own happiness rather than at the pace / expectations of others is so much fun and brings u the MOST happiness ๐
as festival season approaches heres a lil reminder that plastic glitter takes 100s of years to decompose and is a serious threat to marine wildlife, but biodegradable glitter is just as cheap n fun AND will save the fishies !!
I was really proud of myself carrying a salad into the cab to bring to my pals house so I didn't snack on junk but then it fell on the floor and now I'm taking that as life telling me it's cake o fucking clock