jade

thank you for all your help

[jade @jadebrie2]

After over two months of waiting and praying... nothing can put into words the amount of joy and thanks my family is feeling right now to finally have our baby back. none of this wouldve been possible without youre never ending support you all showed my family. thank you ALL

[jade @jadebrie2]

UPDATE TO ANYONE STILL FOLLOWING THIS: very likely that this is her! my family is driving there right now bc it looks exactly like her so fingers crossed

[jade @jadebrie2]

@Pillsbury Mixing up your gluten free yellow cake mix for what seems to be your normal, gluten containing, strawberry mix is crazy. Especially for a certified gluten free product. I thought I was seeing things until I mixed and it was without a doubt the wrong mix.

[James @CaucasianJames]

head up man. this summer’s gonna be a movie

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

[rosella @rosehobson_]

Get in the gym, I promise you’ll feel better.

[jade @jadebrie2]

@thedaily_jo they are taking it off netflix september 😭😭

[jade @jadebrie2]

@Rosalie_Luz omg my boot 😂😭 I love you sm!!

[Scott Edelman @scottedelman]

The Onion isn't taking any prisoners today.

[Jason @iamjasonpun]

Yesterday, my dog Milo ran away from our Airbnb in Joshua Tree. He’s a black shiba inu wearing a red collar.

I know it’s a stretch but if anyone could retweet this it would mean the world to me, thank you!

[jade @jadebrie2]

brunch? ❌
Leakfast? ✅

[jade @jadebrie2]

@Rosalie_Luz just show up late whatre they gonna do huh

[jade @jadebrie2]

ironic the man who refused to attend my wedding because I was “ruining my life” is now kicked out of the house. we love to see it

[jade @jadebrie2]

Kanye waking up this morning

[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

Going to make sure I don't ask for a straw at Starbucks today to help do my part 🥰🙏🏾

[jade @jadebrie2]

@That1teddygirl yes! and thats all that mine was for the entirety of it. Just phlegm and stuffy nose.

[dedicated lettuce 2.0 @navracadabra]

zoning out sometimes is not disassociation, you do not have adhd because you procrastinated one assignment, having a normal range of human emotions isn’t bipolar, being different around certain groups of friends doesn’t mean you have bpd, I could GO ONNNN

[jade @jadebrie2]

@That1teddygirl giiiiirl I could hook u up 😭 celiac for going on 6 years now and I have cracked the code. dm me!

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how did covid drop like 3 albums before rihanna did