Cake crumbs

[Cake crumbs @jadechristall]

2023 I have to go hard for my business! I cannot let anxiety keep me in a chokehold forever 🙌🏽

[Jelii🥀 @dontbejeliii]

Don’t let your biological clock force you to get pregnant. Better no kids than kids with a crawsis.

[With all my love, Lala🦋 @Wakaholic_nurse]

If perhaps, you see that I’m dating your abusive ex, please come to me as a woman🙏🏾

[Jamaica Observer @JamaicaObserver]

A woman reportedly died from injuries she sustained after being struck by a Toyota Mark X motor car along the Ocho Rios main road in St Ann on Saturday morning.

https://t.co/TwAEsVf8se

[Shamye @Terrizle]

Full time we abolish paying fitness. No way me a pay fitness fi drive pon them road here.

Matter of fact, the government should be paying me fi drive pon them road yah.

[Chezlie @Chezlie_s]

Unpopular opinion, most of u don’t deserve free beaches… majority of the population literally enjoy polluting the environment, and if someone tell u not to litter, u tell dem fi suck dem mada… go pay that beach entrance fee since yuh wah be dirty.

[Marleyy ★ @MarleyyPetite]

And if groceries fi buy and a only Hi-Lo open, mi a ded fi hungry cause dem really a gwaan like them a the susie's of supermarkets.

[k🐝 @mommatofour_]

I really hit the jackpot with my in-laws. Especially with how you would never know my oldest daughter isn't their biological grandchild. They've never treated her different.

This summer my MIL is taking her to Europe for 3 weeks. Just the 2 of them ❤️

[Roshedo @RoshedoWilliams]

And if the man isn’t in the gym and is over 35 yrs old, don’t get pregnant for him, you’ll suffer.

[Blonde Musings 🇺🇸 @musings_blonde]

Every time my sister’s baby woke at night, her husband got up, changed the diaper, and handed the baby to her to nurse.

It worked for them.

After my son was born, it became clear my husband was not built for middle-of-the-night duty. From 12–5:30 a.m., I was on my own.

But every morning he took the baby, let me sleep, and had hot coffee waiting when I woke up.

That worked for us.

There’s no one-size-fits-all in parenting, despite what 𝕏 discourse would have you believe.

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

On a serious note, Lady Whistledown should have remained a secret.

[🦭🍉🐉 @breeashhh]

I can say I was not one of them

[Bri Schwapp @brischh]

Guys 😭 this isn’t what that means haha

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[Sir Gregory @gregzry]

The ATL you experience when you show interest in purchasing a vehicle and the ATL you experience afterwards for servicing or to resolve issues are two very very very different companies.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love how you get on twitter and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet

[Priyanka Lakhara @codewithpri]

IT’S WILD THAT THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO SAVE SOMETHING AS A PDF IS TO LIE TO YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU’RE ABOUT TO PRINT IT 😭😭😭

[gigi gojo ꕤ @polartaegi]

this new bridgerton season has infuriated me cause what the fuck do you mean you're STILL finding the lady in silver girl there are like five koreans in the ton

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

The secret to enjoying motherhood is MONEY. Babysitters. Nannies. Day trips. Spa trips. Weekend trips. Mama’s solo weekend…… MONEY😂

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

benedict : “be my mistress”
me :

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

I'm my mothers most distant child, i don’t call nobody😭