Jade Robben

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know that I'm doing it really well.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

My dog in a onesie is a mood

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.

It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

[Ryan Gilbert @RyanGilbert_]

Remember when Jacob Pullen and Curtis Kelly got suspended multiple games for buying clothes at a discounted rate at a department store?

Now you can gamble on your own team as an underage and walk away with the same punishment. Wild.

[Softboy @softboywin]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[Alex Clark @yoalexrapz]

If you aren’t ready to potentially have a disabled child then you’re not ready for parenthood. Your child could become disabled at any period in their life.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@nosoup4knowles Megyn Kelly:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

Ones upon a time I started dating a guy from Colorado 8 years ago and because of that I am depressed about a hockey game result tonight. #avalanche

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@Fair_and_Biased Set them on fire.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I’m officially convinced. It was a hoax. The Trump Administration recruited a leftist Kamala Harris voting Trump hater to participate in a staged assassination that would include the shooter getting shot at and then locked in federal prison for the rest of his life. The Kamala Harris voter agreed to this plan, that works against his political and personal interests, because he’s just like a really generous guy. Meanwhile the Trump Administration, despite dastardly planning multiple assassination hoaxes, decided to keep their patsy alive and a permanent liability to them, rather than just killing him like they could have easily done. They did this because they also are really strangely generous in a very odd and specific way. So in summary we have a plot where all parties involved are working against their own interests with no real discernible benefit to any of them. There is no evidence of this plan and it doesn’t even make any intuitive sense and the motives for everyone are unclear if not insane, but still I believe it because I’m a very smart person.

[Lauryn @VeiledGlory]

God is good if he gives you 3 kids in 4 years.

He’s also good if he gives you 2 in 18 years.

He’s also good if you have a bunch of babies waiting for you in heaven.

He’s also good if you have no babies.

God’s goodness is not based on what He does or does not do for you.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@BenZeisloft It’s horrific. The biggest gut punch every time,

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

Yes, some so-called "influencers" are evil and a problem, but so are people who follow them and otherwise prop them up. Take responsibility for your listening and viewing habits and make better decisions worthy of being a good citizen. It's on you, too.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@the_REAL_bdog @oliviakrolczyk_ *lady not post

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@the_REAL_bdog @oliviakrolczyk_ This case is over simplified. McDonald’s messed up and served coffee that was 30 degrees hotter than normal. The post ended up in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

[Clare Anne Ath @clareanneath]

🚨 America doesn’t have a fertility problem it has an abortion problem.

February 2025: 275,165 births
February 2026: 269,258 births

Abortions last year: 1,126,000+

[Elizabeth Barcohana @E_Barcohana]

We have a pathway to citizenship.

It’s called come here legally and apply for citizenship.

[Jade Robben @jadecreates21]

@DelusionPosting @reddit_lies Tell me these women don’t deserve punishment for this.

[Pro-America | Politics & Markets @Pro__Trading]

To those who knew Trump wasn't going to vaporize 90 million people tonight:

Congratulations you passed the easiest IQ test of all time.