Jaded Redhead

Old enough to know better, young enough to... who's kidding who I'm just old 💋

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As you're reading this, someone is probably picturing you naked.

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@2_bago Luggage... duh 😁

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@8toelover8 I don't like pumpkin... have never had a latte... so I can say, I can wait

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After patiently waiting, the promotion is mine! Imposter syndrome commences in 5...4...3...2...1...

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@steveffootball

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@urmumsausername You get m

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@aferalintellect Wait, I had to grab my notebook... I'm ready now...
Annnddd go

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@bgdadyspnkbtm

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@DrinkinABeer

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@FrasierSein Eleanor

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Looks left... looks right... ah Twitter still the same as I left you. Guess neither of us changed in 9 months.

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@THE_shitface Yea, yea, yea... he got a d!ck. But did you at least ask where he got the sheets with the dogs?

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@maddission90 Play eenie meenie minie moe on what bill gets paid first... lol

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@InUtahNotOfUtah

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@bluegrass1111 I just said the same thing! I say we call it Friday and make it a long weekend.

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@8toelover8

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@TimCap2 And if she happens to have a black & white profile pic... she's definitely a keeper. Just sayin'😏

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@THE_shitface Conversely, I haven't touched a d!ck in 46 months. Lie to me and tell me it's terrible.

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Make happy memories in places that hold bad ones.

My ex ruined @WaltDisneyWorld for me.

32 years later my kids and grandsons rewrote the memories!

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@pets468 I love the one ear up look...

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@Kvy_kv and...? and what?