> Jade: Unceremoniously join Parody Twitter.
Okay. You do that.
...What? Were you expecting another logo? No. This was Twitter's logo in 2009. Deal with it.
> HIC: Introduce yourself.
Your name is HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION. You're finally back into the world of the living, and damn does it feel good to be.
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> No Name: Try to remember.
The last thing you remember was facing off against a girl, and even then your memories of that fight are vague. You don't even remember if she had dog ears or not.
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> Lost.
You're lost. You've been lost into the vastness of this eternal void for what feels like centuries at this point. A never ending darkness that swallows you more and more as the days go by.
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