the judy greer character

soft of heart / hard of head / dumb of ass
she/her, 28

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

ethical non-monogamy is out. non-ethical monogamy is in. we're in an exclusive relationship but we're both terrible people

[LPC @landpalestine]

When CNN asked Abdul El-Sayed if Israel has a right to exist, he said:

"Nobody ever asks me whether
Palestine has a right to exist. Israel exists. A better question is:

“Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?"

[sato ∪･ｪ･∪ @sato__qq]

good luck tho

[Roe 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them @GraceRoe5142]

I feel like I’ve been watching the government try to murder the population of New Orleans my entire life.

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

you already know. me and who.

[miss piggy apologist @pinkpiggyclub]

Currently obsessed with this Kermit and Miss Piggy photoshoot at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

@junctionjans jealousy professor

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

new intake at the rescue. all 3 of her puppies have the same terrifying eyes

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Lowkey dont want to hear from or about fincher ever again unless its news that the ghosts of tv shows past present and future visited him and he’s had a change of heart and will finish mindhunter

[denise 🎶 @transgirlmulder]

i don't know if i want that.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal

They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested https://t.co/RYD9y6rp7h

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Genuinely when did we start mixing regular commercials in with trailers before movies. If lights have already dimmed I do NOT want to see the Allstate man on my screen

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

ok. I am not beating the "only likes women who look kinda like me" allegations.

[roger (gemini) @rjpelleg]

I love when Sabrina Carpenter sings, “Don’t try to distract me with numbers,” in her song with Madonna. It’s like yesss I don’t wanna do math either girl

[the judy greer character @jadedhips]

@junctionjans depends on the mask - there are some pretty small ones on the market, depending on the person's needs. my friend who uses one can sleep in any position, it's pretty much just a strap around her head and fixed over the nose. she has pretty bad apnea but it works great

[you ain’t got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Yall gotta stop recording people doing this. Do not contribute to the surveillance state. Might as well be snitching.

[eva @lovestreams_]

carrie fisher you are so missed

[miss piggy apologist @pinkpiggyclub]

The Larry King interview haunts me