nick 🦕

just random thoughts

[doomer @uncledoomer]

dont you dare take this away from me. how am i gonna text my wife that ive eaten too many ribs

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Uber driver taking a shot out his flask

[Ce @fromcewithlove_]

Broccolini tastes so much better than broccoli idk.

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Straight men getting jealous like I’m not talking about you with her

[mei @sillyfarters]

cuddle buddies

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

I wonder what half of my facial expressions look like bc they be speaking

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Sometimes these tik tok horoscopes be getting my ass 😭

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Claiming my energy back and remembering who I truly am ⭐️

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

New fear unlocked: orcas

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Just got whistled at by an old lady

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Driving with the windows down and a whole ass green beetle flew in 😭

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Saw my story and didn’t heart it

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Forever cursed having men sleep on me during a movie I chose

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Remembered I need to water my plants and I’m not home

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Cousin brought out the poppers…

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Now that likes don’t show, now y’all want to pop off with your tweets

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

“Wait I think that’s a cop”
“ girl with the bedazzled license plate”

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

First thing in my body today was a buzz ball and now to the seafood boil 🫃🏽

[nick 🦕 @jadednickk]

Had a dream I had a man as my screensaver… trying so hard to remember who it was