Jade

not all winners win

[Best Buy @BestBuy]

Tech Tip: you should clean your iRobot Roomba regularly. Watch this video to see how: https://t.co/guwIls9Jw0

[Jade @jadee0123]

@Ps5Consoles How do you get it to transfer to computer cart if you add it on phone? Even though I’m logged in on same account things I’m trying don’t seem to be showing up.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Is this church gonna whoop Jesus’s ass?

[Tina Nguyen @tina_nguyen]

Considering that this thread is getting a lot of attention, my friend is urging people to read this article from @Asaf_Bitton at Harvard University. It essentially lays out all the points about proper social distancing, except not in phone screenshots.

https://t.co/NliatpcxcZ

[Tina Nguyen @tina_nguyen]

I have a very close friend who’s a researcher studying public health at a major NGO, and he told me that this was THE week to practice as much social distancing as possible, even if you don’t have to go to work.

I asked him to explain why. Sharing his answers w/ permission (1/x)

[Jade @jadee0123]

@_ScarySpice_ it’s the new craze!! Better than white claws, better than truly. You gotta get it. It’s like WATER that gives you a BUZZ. #BuzzWtr

[Jade @jadee0123]

#BuzzWtr is our drink of choice @ the Lake of the Ozarks! @buzz_wtr

[Jade @jadee0123]

@hannahnelss I love you this is the best article I’ve read in a minute

[Jade @jadee0123]

@KBennett77 @EscherMackenzie @marymoooch

[Brendan Clancy @BrendanClancy]

Afties is a great term. Nobody says it. But they should start

[Jade @jadee0123]

@_lindsey_taylor Honestly let her know I have a boyfriend now; just wanna make her proud. She probably made this relationship happen.

[Jade @jadee0123]

@_lindsey_taylor Oh that girl I love it

[Jade @jadee0123]

@KBennett77 Great compliment, you should be honored.

[Jade @jadee0123]

I leaned down to help a kid w his computer today so he starts sniffing, and I’m like, are you smelling me? He’s like yeah, you smell good, you smell like a rubik’s cube

[Jade @jadee0123]

The scariest tweet I’ve ever read. https://t.co/H0ET5x2dFN

[Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley]

Congratulations to every one graduating. It’s only downhill from here. You start to get old & boring. Going out becomes a chore. Hangovers turn into two-day affairs. Everyone starts getting married & having children. Morning coffee is the only bright spot in a dim world. Enjoy!

[ajk🤸‍♀️ @oldsmokinghag]

Don’t forget to start drinking an hour earlier than usual since it’s daylight saving time #themoreyouknow

[Jade @jadee0123]

@hannahnelss @KBennett77 Don’t say stupid shit @hannahnelss

[Jade @jadee0123]

Just realized my Bitmoji is prettier than me and I’m feeling a little jealous

[KB @KBennett77]

Not be dramatic, but I think I might DIE if I don’t have La Bamba sushi soon