eldritch whore

panicked screeching

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

mr. sandman
sand me a man
a man so sandy and handy with sand

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

infinite blood hack: cut face while shaving

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

The schools that had the most prevalent protests - including Columbia where I work - either suspended or expelled most of the students protesting Israel's genocide of Gaza. One of my former students has a 3 year (!!!) suspension.

Then, the schools enacted rules making protest nearly impossible. And the very people who pressured the schools to do this are now saying "Where are all the protests?".

Idiots.

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

dorm cats

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

saw many cats today. good day

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

time kills every god

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

oh, these? (points at seven knife hilts sticking out of chest) i'm practicing carrying knives! i keep getting given them, i just gotta get better at carrying them :)

[catboyhumper @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

[Beautiful Rat Records and Art Collective @BeautRatRecords]

May 22 + May 23

Bowling Green, OH
Howards Club H

Save the date 😤

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I’m not interested in litigating behavior that by all evidence is out of his control. I’m interested in the institutional response to that behavior, which is far more important.

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

someday i'll finish the sound of metal but it hurts my heart too damn bad after the first 30 min every time

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

idiots are so fucking ugly

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

:):):):):):):):):)

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

holy FUCK they do not make it easy to fix my name :):):):):):)

[conor shack @ConorShack]

gay thot or son daughter

[Beautiful Rat Records and Art Collective @BeautRatRecords]

rat fest 3 is officially may 22nd and 23rd. later than i like be we make do. still booking/reaching out to bands. if we're tight and you want in, dm me

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

i hazard that most people who call a mtg limited format bad are, in fact, just bad at limited

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

return fire!!

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

the two greatest pieces of sibling media ever written are Tale of Two Cities and s3e4 of JJK

[eldritch whore @jadeeuphoria]

@32BitOppo blue!!