michael johnson

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@bod_republic Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

@pauldelemos

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@YoSoyAntrax @larissacuellarr Failure is the source of success. If you succeed, your son will not help you.

@Mpompek_Greece

[Antrax 𓆰𓆪 @YoSoyAntrax]

Sin que me lo pidas me porto bonito 😌 @larissacuellarr

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@itsNICKSNIDER Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

[Nick @itsNICKSNIDER]

the country is suffering but those gas stoves y’all! 🫠

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@Insideandria Brother is a polite person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

@mayaraguilherme

[Katïnå👄Alęxândria @Insideandria]

FASHION NOVA, ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE AND STOP CURSING ON MY PHONE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@YouTube According to the pig aesthetic, I am basically a beauty.

@Womanlickerrr

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@lights Are you ready to be a tree or spend the rest of your life in a tree?

@maithoo336

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@bod_republic As long as dawn appears before sunset, as long as you arrive before finishing out of class.

@TONYDOMINOZ

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@bod_republic Are you willing to live a life that can last 1,000 years, or 10 lives that can last 100 years?

@callkkk

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@airrack Love you hate me as long as I miss you, I'm just a clown in my world.

@AcidPsyGirl

[Airrack @airrack]

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@elonmusk My wife was pregnant, I called my father to tell him the good news and was moved to say: Dad, I will be a grandson!

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@dillondanis Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@cat_auras When people think, God laughs, when subordinates think, the boss gets angry, and when children think, adults worry.

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@cat_auras After more than ten years of studying, kindergarten is still better!

@ALREETDollface

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@elonmusk You have no problem at all, this is because your parents have problems, who made you like this!

@abbbbbeeey

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

12 months ago, I was Person of the Year

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@airrack @mmaffsav Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day

[michael johnson @jadeeye123]

@airrack Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

@mmaffsav