Jade Francomb

[Jade Francomb @jadefrancomb]

"When the sermon starts sounding like a campaign rally 😭"

[Redd @ReddCinema]

MAGA churches are weird asf 😭

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

I missed my period and told the guy I was seeing.

The man who constantly joked about "getting me pregnant."
The man who said having his baby would be "the ultimate proof of love."

Suddenly looked like he had seen a ghost.

His first question wasn't, "Are you okay?"

It was, "What are you going to do?"

Funny how some men treat pregnancy like a kink until it starts sounding like a legal and financial responsibility.

A week later, I found out I wasn't pregnant.

He celebrated.

Actually celebrated.

And in that moment, everything clicked.

He didn't want a child.

He wanted access to a woman's body without ever having to face the consequences that body might produce.

Some people talk about wanting a family the same way children talk about wanting a puppy.

They love the idea.

They just don't want to be the one cleaning up after it.

I ended the relationship soon after.

The pregnancy scare lasted a few days.

The ick lasted forever.

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

You're single cuz you always walk fast in the mall, Men think you're busy with wedding preparation😌

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Get harassed - it's only banter
Wary of strange men - uptight
Wary of familiar men - paranoid
Friendly with guys - a slut
Trusting of guys - stupid
Report - a liar
Don't report - part of the problem
Dress up - asking for it
Dress down - ugly and lazy

When is it not our fault?

[Daddy Issues ྀི @_greywithin]

Daemon and Rhaenyra walked so Jaime and Cersei could fly. This franchise has spent years testing how much chemistry an audience can overlook, and the success rate is honestly concerning.

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

May 22, 2021 – Wedding day.

May 22, 2022 – She cried herself to sleep wondering why she couldn't give him a child after daily 3 times with 3 rounds of s*x.

May 22, 2023 – Medical tests revealed the fertility issue was never hers.

She wasn't the infertile one.

He was.

June 6, 2026 – The clinic text arrived:

"3 embryos are growing."

Three years ago she was begging him to stay.

Now tgree future babies were growing, and he wasn't part of the story anymore.

[𝙓𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙉𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙚𝙣 @XavierrNguyen]

I am the new wave baby

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

My girlfriend kept going through my phone. I told her: “Do not unlock my phone. No password sharing. I need privacy.”  

She laughed, said “Couples have nothing to hide,” and read my DMs while I was asleep.  

She found a 3-year-old message from a girl wishing me happy birthday. Freaked out, posted screenshots to her story, and tagged me.  

I got texts from her friends + my boss. Trust shattered + missed work to deal with it: $900 in lost wages.  

Her response? “If you had nothing to hide you wouldn’t care.” Then she refused to delete the posts.  

Said I was “shady” and “didn’t trust her enough.”  

My best friend jumped in: “She’s just insecure. Don’t dump her over one fight.”  

But it wasn’t one fight.  

I gave her a boundary. She broke into my privacy anyway.  

So I documented the posts + filed for harassment with the platform.  

No yelling. Just sent them the timestamps + screenshots.  

Turns out she’d done this to her ex too. I was just the first who reported it.  

Platform took the posts down + flagged her account. She lost access to her campus club’s social media for “conduct violations.”  

We broke up.  

And somehow…  

I’m the one mutuals call “emotionless.”  

Apparently, in relationships, “privacy” means “no secrets from her.”  

But enforcing a boundary I set day one?  

That makes me the villain.

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

will never disrespect them i just hate that we spent so much time fighting to be in spaces where we weren't wanted.

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

Nurse: You're not pregnant, right?

My Friend: I literally don't have a uterus.

Five minutes later...

Nurse: Any chance you could be pregnant?

Friend: No.

Five minutes later...

Nurse: So, pregnant?

Friend: I ccan't do anything special in 10 minutes in this room 😭
Unless modern medicine has achieved something nobody bothered to announce, no.😭😭

For context, she had a full hysterectomy at 31 because of severe stage 4 endometriosis. No uterus. No ovaries. Zero possibility of pregnancy.

By the third time they asked, she wasn't questioning her diagnosis...she was questioning whether anyone in the room had actually listened to a word she'd said.

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

My kid's school suddenly closed for the day, but since I'm working part-time, my husband ended up taking a paid day off.

Then he said with a silly grin, "This kind of thing won't happen again after this time, okay?"

I fell silent, not getting what he meant, and he must've realized it sounded bad because he hurriedly rephrased it to, "...Well, we're both in the same boat, right?"

That was a close one—he almost got an earful from me.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

What i mean when i say “I’m on my way “

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

Women tend to hate men because of how badly they treat women

Men tend to hate women because they either don't find them attractive or can't sleep with them

We are not the same….

[Raliat🧶 @raliat__]

I actually don't recommend forgiving people when they cheat on you.
Cos you guys can just randomly be talking and you just be like Aah "this idiot actually cheated on me sha"

[✰ @koi_takleef]

Me posting while I haven't replied to my friend texts

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

i can always tell when i see another nigga going through a lot.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me acting shocked everytime I receive my desires like I'm not blessed and highly favored

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me trying to get the bartender’s attention

[Redd @ReddCinema]

The black bald lady was literally stealing her life force

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

[🤡 @Coldheartedmen_]

Rihanna purchasing Travis Scott’s ‘Rodeo’ when it dropped in 2015 🤯