Kelly Jade

smashes patriarchy while cozy

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@anilokkin Whyyyy???

[Steven Rich @dataeditor]

Hello, I'm a data journalist in a movie. I am not shown. https://t.co/MWqXXGSAx4

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems Noooo

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@whyofcorso I mean same

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems Omg wtf

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

Me: EVERYONE GET YOUR FLU SHOT, THE THREAT IS REAL AND NOT OVERALL EXAGGERATED.

Also me: YES KIDS, WE CAN EAT RAW BROWNIE BATTER, SALMONELLA IS A MYTH AND THE THREAT IS OVERALL EXAGGERATED.

#sorrynotsorry

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@AmyGDalaMD I'm leaving San Diego to go back home to Chicago and I am so upset. Why do I live there??

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems I always give money unless it's a close friend (I have no justification for this). If anyone's upset about money, they can just not invite me since I probably didn't want to go in the first place.

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems I've gone through a lot of this. The holidays are especially stressful and remember you don't HAVE to do anything. You and your fiance and your own family now.

[Tricia Pendergrast, MD @trpender]

YOUR HAUNTED HOUSES DONT SCARE ME I HAVE STUDENT LOANS

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems I think so!

[Kelly Jade @jadegoodall_]

@GSASproblems Same

[“Tommy P” @TommyP365]

I'll give 2018 this: in terms of sequels no one can deny that it took what its predecessor did, built on it, and went in new, unexpected directions while also feeling like a logical progression from what we had already seen.

But I still hate the entire franchise.

[michael wave @michael___wave]

here are 3 things i've never done:
- left a rental property without thoroughly deep cleaning it
- moved out without a landlord trying to charge me for at least some cleaning
- moved in anywhere totally clean