Jade Hardinge ❤

Raising a teenager, a son and a toddler, winging it on a daily!

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

11pm and Alan’s watching tent videos on YouTube on the telly, Herbs

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Lauryn Goodman didn’t mess about with child maintenance, I couldn’t even get £15 a week from the little man

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

I’ve had to lie to Harper that it’s my birthday today because I’m working tomorrow and Friday so she won’t see me on my birthday and I’ve lied that the football is on tomorrow so I can enjoy a wine in peace. Parents are LIARS

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Strange that Alan ended the call to the taxi man with “okay bud bud”

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The not so subtle hints I’ve given Jal about my Zara basket needing to be purchased tonight are silly

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

3.5 hours to get tickets for Lapland Uk, thank the lord that’s over and done with!

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

I wish Harper would come up with something for world book day, she was a potato last year and this year she wants to be a sausage roll 😑😑😑

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Having to keep the biggest surprise from Elise all weekend has been super hard, can’t wait to surprise her with her car tomorrow 🚗 ❤️

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Got 3 hours sleep after a night shift before alan thought my ideal day would consist of cold, sand, mud and dragging a baby to Cornaa with no flat ground to hit the deck every other step so he could go for a plunge, 0 fun points from me

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

UTI, tonsillitis and mastitis in 1 week, merry Christmas Jade

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Elise got Alfie to cut all her hair off last week into a bob, Elise has just shaved all of Alfie’s hair off, why can’t I go to bed without them piss assing around doing life changing mistakes?

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Popping into work tomorrow to go into theatre and watch 2 brand new babies come into the world 🥰🤱🏼👶🏼

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Need to come back to Paris but child-less next time 🇫🇷

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

A date in Paris next week sounds perfect ♥️

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

I’ve planned every tiny detail of Honey’s christening for months on a wedding scale, alan had two jobs - get a suit and an outfit for the boys. Christening is in 39 hours and non of them have outfits 😤😤😤😤

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Me all morning waiting for my outfit to arrive for Sunday 😖

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@eneribehave And mushrooms and sausages and black pudding and bacon

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Unsure why Harper wanted a 5am start today when all she’s done is watch her iPad, surely she could have done that in bed and let me sleep, no?

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Busy old day for crime today, police haven’t stopped all day

[Jade Hardinge ❤ @jadehardinge]

Harper’s been home not even an hour and I’ve already said “you’re on your last warning at least 7 times” needs sedating