Popcorn 🫁

I am Drakes baby mama

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

PSA: The housekeepers are not our maids. They don’t have to clean our dorms for us. So trashing the stairways is just rude. This is your living space. This is the living space of at least 30 others. Why would you people want anyone’s living space to be so disgusting?

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

@ameliawalsh_ That’ll be enough of that, Milly Rock.

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

Just turned in my undergrad graduation application. I’m not crying. You are 🥺🥺

[Mikayla D. @__mikaylad]

He blocked me on everything so I applied to his job… see you in the morning 😘

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Remember this? 😂

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

Do you put salt on your watermelon? In tryna see sum’n’

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

If I’m gonna be a mess imma be a hot one

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

*walks over to Q to give him a hug *

Quai: ... why do you look like a hitch hiker?

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

#NewProfilePic

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

@steviethemenace You can! You just to be carful to start sliding on their bitmoji instead the end of the screen!

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

Why do guns have to be the first line defense? Why is death more wanted than a trial?

[The Excelllence 🎧🎹 @TheExcelllence]

@_enrikeeeee Who's gonna represent Trump in the divorce preceding when his legal team keep getting indicted?

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

Spitting is the most disrespectful thing to do to someone. But spitting on someone during a pandemic in a public space jeopardizing their health and everyone around? I’d push her off the bus too. And I’m the least aggressive person out there.

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

@talkotz Consider me impressed!

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

@talkotz Less of that. That’s my job !

[tiara snyder @tiara_snyder_]

college honestly makes me want to bang my head on a concrete block

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

We can choose our gender. We can choose our religion. We can choose where we live. We can choose our sexuality. I’m choosing to be my own president. I’m First Lady Jade, actually.

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

It’s crazy because if I don’t go to grad school next year it’s because my senior year of undergrad KILLED me.

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

Who knew that in 9th grade when I had a class about the solar system that it was actually fueling my fire for astrology.

[Popcorn 🫁 @jadeheeter]

@Abdulmir19 @annashaffer_