jade

been gettin my shit rocked by the game of life since '01 my guy.

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

@V_E247 pshh that’s perfectly fine with me!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

@V_E247 when I tell you…my heart just exploded in happiness 😭🫶🏻🫶🏻

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

@mynameis152
I’m super late to the Imperial Retrograde story..obviously, buuut I was wondering something.
Do the other dragons know that Eri is what she is?

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

I am in my bed…under the covers,..in THICK FUZZY SOCKS…and my toes are still FREEZING.

I am pissed.

That is all.

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

*sitting in a silent car*
Gage: did you know that I went almost two days without shitting?

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Shaylie : when I was little Mom and Dad didn’t pay attention to me, so I would eavesdropon other people so I would feel like I wasn’t alone…

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Attack On Titan is the most depressing show, I’ve ever seen in my life.

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Hannah: Hannah’s brain is working good today…unless it’s about cheese

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage: Ya know, I make you laugh..often.
You laugh and laugh and then boom, you’re naked.

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Me: I’m going to make some pasta later…pasta la vista baby.
Gage: that actually might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you say.

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

*plays rain sounds for baby to sleep*
Gage: If we have this on when I’m drunk as f*ck, I’m going to piss in my sleep

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Me: Take me to dinner first
Gage: I’ve taken you to dinner fuckin plenty damnit

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Me: they say that producing breast milk takes 30% of a body’s energy…how are they measuring how much energy a body uses for things, like what if I only have 50% energy to begin with?
Gage: …i think you might be overestimating yourself

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage: *making us breakfast*
Gage: extra virgin olive oil…should I f*ck it?

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Hannah: *doesn’t like cherries*
Hannah: I like cherry pie without the cherries…I just like the cherry glaze

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage *watching Interstellar for the first time*: Is that Tom Cruise
Me: no motherf*cker that’s Matthew McConaughey

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage: I can’t wait til I’m 75 & single

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage: I wonder if Yoda had a ballsack

[jade @jadehgriffiths]

Gage: *buys biggest container of Tide Pods*
Gage: I provide damnit.